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Day 58 - 64 in the BB House (if you vote out Nush)
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DRM
18-07-2003
Day 58

09:15: The lights come on in the Bedrooms and BB anounces that the hot water is now on and will remain on for 1 hour.

09:20: Steph and Cameron are now both up. Steph goes to the bathroom.

09:35: Cameron goes to the bathroom.

09:45: Cameron and Steph are talking in the Kitchin. Steph makes porrige. Scott and Ray are still in bed.

10:00: Cameron and Steph talk complete B*llocks for two hours. Scott and Ray are still in Bed.

13:00: Cameron and Steph talk complete B*llocks for one hour. Scott and Ray are both up and sunbathing in the garden.

14:00: Steph cooks a meal for herself and Cameron. Scott and Ray are sunbathing in the garden.

15:00-21:00: Nothing happens

22:00: Steph and Cameron go to bed. Scott and Ray are talking on the sofas.

00:00: Scott and Ray go to Bed.


Day 59-64

AS DAY 58
boardmarker
18-07-2003
You missed out the bits where Jon talks to the mirrors, having tried and failed to engage Cameron in conversation, and also the bit where Cameron goes into the diary room to complain about Ray and Scott drinking in the daytime. Otherwise, spot on.
chrissie
18-07-2003
O K - then lets have alternative scenarios
Bro
18-07-2003
But if Nush was there you'd simply take out stephs name and insert Nush's in to the Scott/ Ray conversation, but include
9.52pm Nush giggles in a three pattern ha-ha-ha
9.53pm Nush pats scotts arm
9.53pm30secs the cameras zoom in to try and make this look incriminating
9.57pm Nush giggles....
The_Green_Man
18-07-2003
If nush stays - more sneaky smug looks to camera when she's pleased with herself, more faeces references, more of that inane laugh when she thinks she's made a joke: "heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaHEHAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

If nush goes. Lots of boos. None of the above.
chrissie
18-07-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by The_Green_Man
If nush stays - more sneaky smug looks to camera when she's pleased with herself, more faeces references, more of that inane laugh when she thinks she's made a joke: "heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaHEHAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

If nush goes. Lots of boos. None of the above.
”


YEAH
NUSH TO GO - ee aww ee awww gasp poopoo tee hee gasp ee aww ee aww
gazza72
18-07-2003
Looks like shes getting cushy with jon now. reading shakespear. strewth.

Well i'm old enough and wise enough not to allow a flutter of eyelids sway me.

Nush for the push. If not, the mute button will get the push to mute that laugh
LauraBelle
18-07-2003
I agree DRM....

But on the other hand, with the Sham given a one way ticket back to Orkney tonight Steph will have to change tack (although probably only for a few more days because she'll be out next!!!) Leaving us with Ray ,Scott, Nush & the honorary Jon
Who might actually relax and enjoy the last few days...
DRM
18-07-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by The_Green_Man
If nush stays - more sneaky smug looks to camera when she's pleased with herself, more faeces references, more of that inane laugh when she thinks she's made a joke: "heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaHEHAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

If nush goes. Lots of boos. None of the above.
”

We'll see the point I was trying to make was, if cameron stays we'll end up with most boring person out of BB4 in final 4. We'll also end up with 4 single people!
dizzyblonde
18-07-2003
Day 58 - Whilst tending the garden, Jon finds some strange looking mushrooms. Seeing Cam making himself a fry up, Jon surrepitiously adds the mushrooms to the pan and stirs it up.

Later that evening, Cam begins to roll his eyes and starts quoting from the book of revelations. He screams at ray that he is a spawn of the devil, and Ray tells him he's a f***inf eyjet. Ray storms off. Stef is disgusted by Ray's behaviour. Scott picks his nose to show his displeasure.

Jon tells the other housemates that there are many instances in Shakespeare's plays where interesting potions are used, but they fail to understand the significance.

Edited highlights show Cam cooking then cut to Ray screaming at him.


Day 59 After crying in the boys' room, Ray decides to clear the air with cameron, and tries to hug him. Cam, having had more of Jon's broth, siezes ray by the throat and tries to block his wind pipe. Scott decides that he needs a pee. Ray calls Cam a f***ing madman and fights for his life. This brings cam temporarily to his senses and he goes to the diary room for a chat.

Edited highlights show ray attacking cam, and cam saying how much he likes ray in the diary room


Day 60 After hearing Stef complain for the 127th time that Ray was very unfair to Cameron, who by now is prowling round the garden on all fours and howling, Jon slips some of the mushroom on her sandwich. She starts a mad cleaning frenzy and cameron jumps on her. They fall in a frenzied passion. Scott picks his nose at this, to show his displeasure.

Cam takes offence at Scott, and threatens to strangle him. Scott picks his nose. Cam flies at him and batters him to death with the mop. He and Stef bury him in the garden.

That night, the remaining housemates wonder if anybody is missing. I thought that there were more of us??? But no-one can work out who's gone.

Ray asks Cam if he's feeling OK, and this results in Cam trashing the lounge in a fury of snarling and mouth frothing. Finally, he calms down and ray decides to clean it up.

Edited highlights show Ray amidst all of the mess.

Day 62 Cam and Stef are still under the influence. Jon is smiling omiciently. Endemol cannot work out why there are less housemates than there should be. No-one can remember who the other one was, so they decide to let Lisa back in.

Day 63 Ray has taken to hiding whenever Cam is near, but feels safer now that Lisa has arrived. Jon offers Lisa a bite to eat. She accepts the offer, then remembers how Ray let her down. She walks over to him, and asks him if he remembers the conversation she had with him about killing someone with two fingers. Ray shakes his head. Big mistake.

Edited highlights say Ray has been removed for being intimidating towards the other housemates.

Day 64 Lisa tells the HMs about sleeping with various celebrities. Stef is feeling jealous of Lisa because she thinks that men prefer Lisa to her. Fired up with mushrooms, they begin to fight. Cam starts screaming that all women are whores of Babylon and murders both of them. He goes into the diary room to say that he has a secret.

BB says that both girls have been flown to BBUSA and so will not be appearing on the night's show. The rules have been changed. The big news is - Cam's secret. Has he a girlfriend on the outside? Grannies swoon all over the country.

To make sure that there is a fair final, BB puts Fed back into the house, and tells viewers that they can vote between him nad Cam to win. BB do not give a phone number for Fed.

Final Eviction Show. Suprise, suprise, Fed is out of the house. Him and Jon emerge, to rapturous applause and cheering. One hour later, Cam emerges, now mushroom free, carrying his bible. The only remaining crowd left are 6 Endemol employees, who give him a rousing cheer, whilst keeping him at arm's length. The BB house lights go down and the camera zooms in on the garden, where the plants are growing nicely, being well fertilised.
caprice
18-07-2003
LOL @ dizzyblonde!


JonDoe
18-07-2003


Hard drugs are definitely the way forward.
stanzi
18-07-2003
Dizzyblonde - a wonderful scenerio! If only!
Bella Trix
18-07-2003
dizzyblonde that was great
SDD
18-07-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by LauraBelle
I agree DRM....

But on the other hand, with the Sham given a one way ticket back to Orkney tonight Steph will have to change tack (although probably only for a few more days because she'll be out next!!!) Leaving us with Ray ,Scott, Nush & the honorary Jon
Who might actually relax and enjoy the last few days...
”

Unless Ray gets drunk and decides to become violent and abusive again and strikes someone while throwing a bottle opener, again, they will never relax and enjoy while Ray has booze in the BBH.
Juliette
18-07-2003
ROFL @ dizzyblonde's scenario.
Aren't there some mushrooms growing in the alien part of the vegetable patch behind the mutant lettuces....??
anon2
18-07-2003

Superb dizzyblonde, edited highlights were a nice touch too.
I can almost see Cam now in the above scenarios, rolling his eyes around even more than usual.
I'm crying laughing here.
Colonix
18-07-2003
This thread, and particularly Dizzyblonde's post above, has to be one of the all time rib ticklers!

This is my maiden posting and what better than to bump a well deserving bit of imagination
Angua
18-07-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by anon2

Superb dizzyblonde, edited highlights were a nice touch too.
I can almost see Cam now in the above scenarios, rolling his eyes around even more than usual.
I'm crying laughing here.
”

Ditto!

That is one of the funniest posts I've ever read, thank you dizzyblonde
Colonix
18-07-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by dizzyblonde
Day 58 - Whilst tending the garden, Jon finds some strange looking mushrooms.... ”

Roll on the mushrooms
anon2
18-07-2003
*bump*
lol @ dizzyblonde
Pedantic
18-07-2003
Hmmmm..... it seems to me that some people can't tell the difference between mushrooms and toadstools.....

The fairies, pixies and gnomes live under the toadstools.....
Gregorian
19-07-2003
scott - his head is like a game of bat and ball on the BBC except in 3D - a vacuum and the small portion of brain is related only to bodily functions, smiling and closing his eyes at random intervals, and feeling an uncontrollably urge to mate. I can't believe this guy was favourite for so long - and second favourite is too good for him.
Longsightboy
20-07-2003
dizzyblonde, your thread definitely deserves to be in the " Loving your work " thread as it's so good!



CameraMan
20-07-2003
I'm loving Nush not being in the house. I can eat my lunch without her disgusting language putting me off, I can relax knowing I'm not going to hear that inane laugh or have to suffer her bigotry or interruptions.

Steph doesn't annoy me have as much. I think it's because she's not as conceited and pretentious as nush. She's just a bit dim!
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