The HMs have been recalling their dreams again - but what do they mean?? Well, I don't have the book or anything, but how hard can it be? I'm going to do a Lisa!

"Cam says in his dream there were a man and a woman, he recognised the woman vaguely, trying to make a getaway in a car with extra wheels sticking out of the back. Sound is cut.

12.13pm: Sound returns and Cam is still talking about his dream. He says he turned round and saw the Sunday school superintendent sneaking down the road for a fag."

The man in Cam's dream is obviously himself, and the woman could be Steph, as Cam seems to only have vague feelings for her.
The fact that they're trying to make a getaway, suggests there's a bit of daylight robbery going on (maybe of £70,000, eh Cameron?), and the extra wheels suggest they're cheating in some way, or have an unusual or unfair advantage.

Then he turns round to see the smoking vicar - what could this mean? a senior Godsquadder who is not all he seems - a fallen angel who indulges his vices not openly but in a dishonest way when he thinks no-one is looking. Is it the Ghost of Cameron Future?

Something tells me that Cameron is pretty confident about winning....but that a little voice somewhere in his soul is telling him he doesn't deserve it!

Has anyone out there got a better theory?

Found a bit more detail buried in the Live Updates:

"There was this car with extra wheels...and this man and wife inside. They tried to get this car to plough up this field". The pair sit down to eat breakfast. Then he had a dream about a man who drank "whiskey that was white."

Same car - this is the vehicle of C's imagined success, ie the "fake Cam" persona he has been hiding behind. "They" of "Them" is a classic euphemism for a Big-Brother style figure, and "they" put the car in an unusual and foreign place (maybe South Africa?) to plough things up a bit.

Finally, Cam gives us the biggest clue of all - the white whisky. Something Scottish is not what it seems, it's fake and opaque where it should be transparent - and it's not got much of a tan!!!

Anything else you'd like to tell us Cameron??

so how can we slag Cam off with that now

Cameron had a nightmare that he'd actually confronted someone and not bitched about them behind their back

I think the white whisky is Jon, he is out of place and the vicar is Steph the middle class house wife, which is in fact a class boozer not his dream wife


Or its about him being tempted

Whatever he is EVIL

LOL

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Brilliant interpretations Pushka! Isn't it amazing that some people actually earn a living doing seriously what you have done in jest? It's a world gone mad I tells ya! There's 'experts' for everything, from analysing dreams to pinpointing why you chose a particular shade of red for your dining room curtains.