that reminds me of a rather naughty retort
i did at an office christmas night out
the guys met up at the bar before the party
one by one all the girls arrived
all of them were looking gorgeous
i was nominated to go over to their table
and pass on our compliments
one of the girls bore a remarkable resemblance to Miss Turkey
(who had done very well in Miss World in the previous week)
so i made a remark on her resemblance
she looked at me and batted her eyelids
'why thms, are you looking for a dance?'
'no!' i said, 'but if your wanting plucked, i'm your man!'
she couldn't stop laughing and i had several dances