I think Jon will be left with one other person, as if they were the final two - then as Davina starts to announce who the winner of Big Brother 2003, Jon interrupts Davina, turns to the other person and congratulates them on winning Big Brother 2003!

What does everyone think of this scenario?

a dull end to a dull series

That'd be good, but it won't happen, because the producers now know that Jon cannot be relied upon to keep his mouth shut.

The seas will part, doves will fill the skies, manna will fall from heaven the sick will be healed and St Cameron will be crowned the winner. He will find both his faces come in handy when posing for the press!!

The book of revelation doesnt say that. Fish will die, the last martyr (Jon?) will be slaughtered.

At that time there shall be a great earthquake in the land of Israel . . . all the people on the face of the earth will tremble at Cams presence . . . Every man's sword will be against his brother" (38:19-21).

Julyan ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun


God will pour down torrents of rain, hailstones and burning sulphur on them and they will fall on the mountains of Israel. The war will have a far-reaching effect because fire will also fall on those who are far-off and think they are safe (39:6).

gonna be nasty

I think they can pull something off really funny with Jon.
I would like the first one to go leaving 3 of them.
Then when they are really sweating jon be called into the Dairy Room, he then get changed into his suit and his luggage given him, he then come out and say well nice to see you chaps again.
bye bye for now.
There faces would be a picture Raging Ray would probably want to hit him that would annoy them so much.
I really do think Jon could carry that off it would be classic telly viewing.
Sheila

I hope Ray can hold it back someone quick take that duvet of him.

Gives a whole new insight into the "Peanuts"

Linus was just a pervy obviously

I'd like Jon to get called into the Diary Room a short while before Davina asks the housemates not to swear because they are live on Channel 4 - and then just never emerge again!

Also, a bit theatrical, and not very likely/feasible, but didn't someone post on here that a good ending would be for Jon to be left in the house once the "winner" has left and then to go around the house switching the lights off. The final shot would be of Jon winking into a camera.

I like that idea!!

Fran

I think that the show will finish, hurray