Right. I've been told you lot are the best. Let me tell you, you are going to need to be to be my apprentice. Let me give you a warning now, i don't want b*** s******. I don't want attention seekers. I don't want a*** lickers. I want the best. And i expect nothing less.
This isn't a walk in the park. This isn't a simple game like Digital bloomin' Brother or Ds Factor. You need creativity, you need endurance. You need to be able to work in a team.
Each week, i'm going to be setting you a task. You can scurry off and complete them in chatter forum. I can't stop you from pming but try not to. Then, when you're done, you come back here, and we see whos won. The losing team will stay and one of you will be fired. And unlike the real thing, all of you will be at risk. So stay on guard.
Right, this week will be pretty simple. All i want you to do is display your creativity, originality and team work. I'm currently in talk with a leading cereal company to make a new breakfast meal for children. All i want you to do is create one. By 7:30 i want you to have prepared a plan for what type of cereal you have, what the box looks like and a short speech on why your cereal is better than all the others on the market.
Then, at half seven, i've got the head of my top cereal company coming in, he will decide which team has the best idea, and the losing team will be coming back, where one of you will be fired.
For this week, im randomly assigning Kevnaldo and CloneClown as team leaders, but next week you'll need to decide amongst yourselves. You'll need a team name too.
Got it? Good, now run along back to the chatter forum, ill see you in an hour and a half. Don't be late.