Originally Posted by
lolly-licker:
“The Daily Scrounge: Apprentice finalist OK Then caught sniffing Coke!
(turn to page thirteen where you'll actually see it's Olbas oil for a cold
)”
WANT SOME COKE? OK THEN!
By ice cream. 20/5/08
DS Apprentice big-shot, OK Then, has been caught sniffing cocaine by shocked customers outside The Cinnamon Club in London.
OK Then, who has made it to the final of The DS Apprentice, was said to have somehow escaped from the Apprentice dungeon, avoiding arousing suspicion under the cameras and watchful eye of Sir 17, and partied hard until 3am with his mates last Thursday.
He was said to be snorting line after line of the illegal Class A drug, but when we challenged him after he left the club, he retaliated, 'What the f*** are you on about? I ain't done nothing, mate. Your eyes are deceiving you, that wasn't coke......it was self-raising flour. I just love that high....um, I mean the taste that you get from that stuff, man!'
His friend, not OK Then, who was seemingly out of control, appeared to tell a different story, 'Listen mate, you ought to get high on that substance. It's bloody fantastic, I tell ya! I'll do you a deal, alright? I'll give you plenty of this nose candy in return for some cash and to keep you quiet. But keep it top secret, my mate here is proper famous, a world superstar, an established drug taker.'
Shahib Apprento, who was having a drink with a friend at the time, said 'I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Here was an Apprentice finalist, with so much business acumen and capabilities, who I placed a bet on to win the final, sniffing cocaine so enthusiastically. I really hope Sir 17 doesn't hire him now. He has set a bad example to my kiddies.'
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P.S. No offence intended!