Right then Strike.
Quite frankly, as you say, your team was a shambles.
Jazz, you did your best, and you are safe.
Quite frankly, as you say, your team was a shambles.
Jazz, you did your best, and you are safe.
The DS Apprentice
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Originally Posted by pammi_i:
“Fine, i resign then
Clown, if I had the same attitude to my day job that you have to this, I would get the sack from that too!
”
“Fine, i resign then
Clown, if I had the same attitude to my day job that you have to this, I would get the sack from that too!
”
Pammi, you also did your best despite being late. I reject your attempt at resigning, you are safe.
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Right then Strike.
Quite frankly, as you say, your team was a shambles.
Jazz, you did your best, and you are safe.”
“Right then Strike.
Quite frankly, as you say, your team was a shambles.
Jazz, you did your best, and you are safe.”
That's no problem, but I think credit where credit was due I did manage to think on my feet quite well at the end there, despite a rather trying day at my real job!
However, I am clearly unreliable even if there at the end, so I am unreliable and I will regretfully leave on that basis.
Good luck Jazz xx
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“
Pammi, you also did your best despite being late. I reject your attempt at resigning, you are safe.”
“
Pammi, you also did your best despite being late. I reject your attempt at resigning, you are safe.”
Oh alright then!
Which leaves me the question...
Do i fire the team leader, who quits when things go wrong. Kevnaldo
Do i fire the candidate whose computer has no reliability. Lilhunni_Jo
Or do i fire the candidate who just did not show? Kyle123
Do i fire the team leader, who quits when things go wrong. Kevnaldo
Do i fire the candidate whose computer has no reliability. Lilhunni_Jo
Or do i fire the candidate who just did not show? Kyle123
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Which leaves me the question...
Do i fire the team leader, who quits when things go wrong. Kevnaldo
Do i fire the candidate whose computer has no reliability. Lilhunni_Jo
Or do i fire the candidate who just did not show? Kyle123”
“Which leaves me the question...
Do i fire the team leader, who quits when things go wrong. Kevnaldo
Do i fire the candidate whose computer has no reliability. Lilhunni_Jo
Or do i fire the candidate who just did not show? Kyle123”
You need a Nick and a Margaret!!
Kevnaldo, you left because things were going wrong, which isnt good. But, you turned up and you tried.
You are safe.
You are safe.
Ahhh I'm really sorry guyss!! 
I know I'm a bit unreliable, but I'll try really hard to be there more next week! Just depends really.
And for the record, I'm a girl, not a boy
And thank you Sir 17
I know I'm a bit unreliable, but I'll try really hard to be there more next week! Just depends really.
Originally Posted by Jazz_Misuc:
“Sir 17, I am trying my very best but the fact that 2/5 of us turned up to the boardroom is a disgrace in itself. The boys have clearly abandoned ship!”
“Sir 17, I am trying my very best but the fact that 2/5 of us turned up to the boardroom is a disgrace in itself. The boys have clearly abandoned ship!”
And for the record, I'm a girl, not a boy
And thank you Sir 17
Originally Posted by Jazz_Misuc:
“Pammi dont resign
Thank you Sir 17@17
Manda x”
“Pammi dont resign
Thank you Sir 17@17
Manda x”
Okay, if you both put it like that
I just feel real bad for being late
We could have done this!
And then my IE goes and plays up? Or did anyone else get kicked out of DS just now?
OK, will do my best but have another flipping deadline next Monday which is inevitably going to get moved to next Wednesday .
I am looking for another job, by the way!
.I am looking for another job, by the way!
Sorry about leaving you all Team 2.
I just feel I didn't have to co-operation, what with Jo's bad connection and only Manda present.
I'm back in, with next week thank god I'm not PM!
I just feel I didn't have to co-operation, what with Jo's bad connection and only Manda present.
I'm back in, with next week thank god I'm not PM!
Originally Posted by Kevnaldo:
“Sorry about leaving you all Team 2.
I just feel I didn't have to co-operation, what with Jo's bad connection and only Manda present.
I'm back in, with next week thank god I'm not PM!
”
“Sorry about leaving you all Team 2.
I just feel I didn't have to co-operation, what with Jo's bad connection and only Manda present.
I'm back in, with next week thank god I'm not PM!
”
It wasn't a bad connection that was the biggest problem, it was my parents chucking me off
Although DS has been bad for me recently too!
10 candidates entered for the board room for the very first time. Sir 17@17 told them what to expect straight away.
They were quickly put into teams.
They formed team names, Team 1 adopting Mosaic and Team 2 adopting Strike.
Their first task was simple.
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Right. I've been told you lot are the best. Let me tell you, you are going to need to be to be my apprentice. Let me give you a warning now, i don't want b*** s******. I don't want attention seekers. I don't want a*** lickers. I want the best. And i expect nothing less.
This isn't a walk in the park. This isn't a simple game like Digital bloomin' Brother or Ds Factor. You need creativity, you need endurance. You need to be able to work in a team.
”
“Right. I've been told you lot are the best. Let me tell you, you are going to need to be to be my apprentice. Let me give you a warning now, i don't want b*** s******. I don't want attention seekers. I don't want a*** lickers. I want the best. And i expect nothing less.
This isn't a walk in the park. This isn't a simple game like Digital bloomin' Brother or Ds Factor. You need creativity, you need endurance. You need to be able to work in a team.
”
They were quickly put into teams.
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Team 1
ice cream
cloneclown
Ok then!!
mr predictor
nickynoodle
Team 2
Jazz_Misuc
pammi_i
Kevnaldo
Lilhunni_Jo
kyle123”
“Team 1
ice cream
cloneclown
Ok then!!
mr predictor
nickynoodle
Team 2
Jazz_Misuc
pammi_i
Kevnaldo
Lilhunni_Jo
kyle123”
They formed team names, Team 1 adopting Mosaic and Team 2 adopting Strike.
Their first task was simple.
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Right, this week will be pretty simple. All i want you to do is display your creativity, originality and team work. I'm currently in talk with a leading cereal company to make a new breakfast meal for children. All i want you to do is create one. By 7:30 i want you to have prepared a plan for what type of cereal you have, what the box looks like and a short speech on why your cereal is better than all the others on the market.
”
“Right, this week will be pretty simple. All i want you to do is display your creativity, originality and team work. I'm currently in talk with a leading cereal company to make a new breakfast meal for children. All i want you to do is create one. By 7:30 i want you to have prepared a plan for what type of cereal you have, what the box looks like and a short speech on why your cereal is better than all the others on the market.
”
Mosaic got straight into the task, coming up with a presentation that was just grrrrrrreat.
But Strike fell apart and were reduced to crumbs.
And when it came to the crunch, they had to milk it.
Sir 17@17 handed victory to Mosaic.
Originally Posted by CloneClown:
“Sir 17@17 this is a description of our product.
Mosaic Cereals Ltd is proud to present its new brand of healthy cereals for children. Jurassic Treats ensures that children will want to have breakfast each day and will enjoy munching their way through the terridactal age! Packed with crunchy oats and berries, Jurassic Treats are simply delicious and affordable for any family. Priced at £2.50 for a 600G box, there is no other cereal that offers such good value and nutrition. In each packet there is a free toy inside and information about dinosaurs which will keep children amused for hours. Be sure to pick up a box of Jurassic Treats today!”
“Sir 17@17 this is a description of our product.
Mosaic Cereals Ltd is proud to present its new brand of healthy cereals for children. Jurassic Treats ensures that children will want to have breakfast each day and will enjoy munching their way through the terridactal age! Packed with crunchy oats and berries, Jurassic Treats are simply delicious and affordable for any family. Priced at £2.50 for a 600G box, there is no other cereal that offers such good value and nutrition. In each packet there is a free toy inside and information about dinosaurs which will keep children amused for hours. Be sure to pick up a box of Jurassic Treats today!”
But Strike fell apart and were reduced to crumbs.
Originally Posted by lilhunni_Jo:
“Grrrr, I'm really, really sorry but I can't write that speech thing....getting chucked off the computer (See, unreliable ) So, laters ”
“Grrrr, I'm really, really sorry but I can't write that speech thing....getting chucked off the computer
(See, unreliable ) So, laters ”
Originally Posted by pammi_i:
“I suppose I'm too late? I got kept late at work!
I'm sorry”
“I suppose I'm too late? I got kept late at work!
I'm sorry
”
Originally Posted by Jazz_Misuc:
“I am trying my very best but the fact that 2/5 of us turned up to the boardroom is a disgrace in itself. The boys have clearly abandoned ship!”
“I am trying my very best but the fact that 2/5 of us turned up to the boardroom is a disgrace in itself. The boys have clearly abandoned ship!”
And when it came to the crunch, they had to milk it.
Originally Posted by pammi_i:
“Anyone? or shall I just make something up?”
“Anyone? or shall I just make something up?”
Sir 17@17 handed victory to Mosaic.
When Strike were called back to the boardroom, Sir 17@17 straight away let them know what he thought.
But he let Jazz off the hook.
Through frustration, Pammi_i attempted to resign.
But Sir 17@17 was having none of it.
Which left Sir 17@17 with a choice.
In the end....
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Right then Strike.
Quite frankly, as you say, your team was a shambles.
”
“Right then Strike.
Quite frankly, as you say, your team was a shambles.
”
But he let Jazz off the hook.
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Jazz, you did your best, and you are safe.”
“Jazz, you did your best, and you are safe.”
Through frustration, Pammi_i attempted to resign.
Originally Posted by pammi_i:
“Fine, i resign then”
“Fine, i resign then
”
But Sir 17@17 was having none of it.
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Pammi, you also did your best despite being late. I reject your attempt at resigning, you are safe.”
“Pammi, you also did your best despite being late. I reject your attempt at resigning, you are safe.”
Which left Sir 17@17 with a choice.
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Do i fire the team leader, who quits when things go wrong. Kevnaldo
Do i fire the candidate whose computer has no reliability. Lilhunni_Jo
Or do i fire the candidate who just did not show? Kyle123”
“Do i fire the team leader, who quits when things go wrong. Kevnaldo
Do i fire the candidate whose computer has no reliability. Lilhunni_Jo
Or do i fire the candidate who just did not show? Kyle123”
In the end....
Originally Posted by 17@17:
“Kyle123, for whatever reason, you haven't showed. To be honest, i dont care why.
You are fired.”
“Kyle123, for whatever reason, you haven't showed. To be honest, i dont care why.
You are fired.”
So, can Strike prove to Sir 17@17 that they can work as a team?
Or will Sir 17@17 just change the teams?
And what will the challenge be?
Well, here is a clue: Il cibo è buono, promessa
9 Candidates....1 Apprentice
Wednesday....6 'o'clock
Or will Sir 17@17 just change the teams?
And what will the challenge be?
Well, here is a clue: Il cibo è buono, promessa
9 Candidates....1 Apprentice
Wednesday....6 'o'clock
Originally Posted by CloneClown:
“Bring it on! Roll on Week 2!”
“Bring it on! Roll on Week 2!
”
Sir 17@17 welcomes guesses for the next task....
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