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Angry...sad...mad...
why Ray is the man
COME ON, public, use your noddle. Don't be doughnuts and let Scott win. Vote for Ray.
Even though he turns into a bit of a psycho when he's p****d, he's the only one left in there worth having.
I mean, who else are you going to vote for?
ORKNEY BOY CAMERON. To vote call *edited* : He's still banging on about his big secret and I've changed my mind about what it is. He's not in love with a sheep, like I said last week.
I reckon he's gay.
Got to be. There are so many clues. For starters that goatee he was growing made him a dead ringer for George Michael.
And remember him in the Reward Room with Ray? Straight into his white towelling dressing gown and into the make-up box.
He admitted he'd already seen Dirty Dancing and he was so excited when he realised Bridget Jones was on the movies list.
Ray kept asking if they should leave after they'd drunk the champagne but Cameron wasn't going anywhere while he had a double bed and Raymondo in the room.
And that night when they did the opera contest he started jumping around in his fat suit.
At first I couldn't figure out why, then I realised...Ray was in full make-up. It all fits. No girlfriend for 10 years. A ring on his wedding finger but no lady. Wiping his mouth after Steph snogged him. Getting all excited at the thought of playing bingo. The lumberjack shirt. The wristbands.
Gay, I tell you.
I reckon that's why he won't get drunk. He's worried he'll try and grab Ray's bum—and Ray will turn round and chin him. Mind you, that would be great telly.
HOUSEPLANT SCOTT. To vote call *edited* : I know he's the favourite but if you lot let Scott win I'll be dead disappointed. Never mind all the stuff about Jon being a plant. Scott's the plant—a houseplant.
The most interesting thing he's done in that house is breathe. Honestly, you'd get more conversation out of Gareth Gates!
He drove me and my man Jeff mad on Friday. We were watching when Nush was wafting around and time was ticking away in her last hour in the house. We were going: "Go on, Scott! Tell her you fancy her! Just whisper it!" But he said nothing.
I think he's been playing a game since Day One. He thinks that by saying nothing, like Craig in Year One, he'll get the votes.
And he cosied up to Jon when he came back because he thought he must be popular on the outside.
His big chance was to cop hold of Nush when they shared that night in a bed but he let her put all those pillows between them.
Don't give it to him. Watching him is like watching a brick wall.
MIDGET STEPH. To vote call *edited* : There's no way we can let that poison dwarf win. She's so manipulative. She went up to Ray just before he did his nominations and was giving it all these tears saying everyone chooses Nush over her.
And all because Scott had taken Nush into the Reward Room. Of course he chose her, Steph! He was hoping he'd get his leg over! If he'd chosen you, you'd have made him spend the night polishing the room or something. Steph looks all innocent but that little munchkin has the knives in everyone's back.
She wants the £70,000, I tell you. But she'll only spend it all on bleach and a new Hoover so there's no point giving it to her.
MR REAL RAY. To vote call *edited* : Ray, you're a great, lovely person. If you can just lay off the cider a bit and stop turning into the Incredible Hulk, I reckon you could win.
Let's face it, who hasn't had a blazing row after a few drinks? All he said was he wanted to whack Steph. And I know just how he feels.
The rest of the housemates all try to be nice and quiet so everyone likes them when they come out. But Ray's made a right doughnut of himself.
He's cried, he's laughed, he's got angry. He's been real—and he's the only one who has.
Plus his life is in ruins after that duvet moment. He's the only man in the history of the house who's admitted to having a quick fiddle. He can never go into the bedding section of any department store again without the assistants calling security.
For that humiliation alone, Ray deserves the £70,000...
As for this week's eviction, I was cross at first when Nush got kicked off because I was hoping she'd have a bit of how's your father with Scott. But when they played back her best bits, I thought: "Oh, you're so boring!"
The best thing about her was Scott...but she told Davina they were just good friends.
Yeah, right! OK, she only snogged him when you were steaming drunk but I reckon there was something there.
That kiss she gave him at the leprechaun party was not the sort of kiss you give someone you don't fancy. They tried to hide the fact they were using tongues with their hands. But we all saw it. Nush always sat next to Scott and confided in him and gave him extra chickpea soup and stuff. And on Thursday night, she was being so obvious!
She went to bed knowing it would be her last night, said goodnight all casual-like, then opened the bedroom door again and looked straight at Scott.
She so wanted him to come in after her. Then she lay in bed for half an hour and suddenly decided she wanted a chat with Big Brother. Out she wandered, hair all rumpled and wearing these thigh-high sexy sock things with a short T-shirt.
You were hoping Scott would be there waiting, weren't you Nushy? Unlucky!
Her boyfriend wasn't at the studios and I wasn't surprised. She's been flirting like mad with everyone, even Jon. Talking of which, I LOVE the New Jon.
Last time he was in the house he got all miserable and looked after the tomato plants but now no one can work him out at all.
I loved it when he told Cameron: "Hmmm. By the way, did I tell you I'm immune from eviction this week?"
Plonker
He's been bossing Big Brother about and even had a flirt with Nush. And when he went into the bathroom and started talking to the mirror, telling off the public for voting for the wrong people, I couldn't stop laughing.
Jon, you're a right plonker, but you're really funny.
Mind you. None of his evil plans worked. He wanted to get rid of Cameron, so he was gutted when Nush went. Still, he's enjoyed making Cameron's life a misery and I say, carry on, Jon.
I wonder if he'll tell the others he can't win?
Or maybe he wants to stay in the house after the show is over, all on his own, still ranting about Cameron to the mirrors...
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Angry...sad...mad...
why Ray is the man
COME ON, public, use your noddle. Don't be doughnuts and let Scott win. Vote for Ray.
Even though he turns into a bit of a psycho when he's p****d, he's the only one left in there worth having.
I mean, who else are you going to vote for?
ORKNEY BOY CAMERON. To vote call *edited* : He's still banging on about his big secret and I've changed my mind about what it is. He's not in love with a sheep, like I said last week.
I reckon he's gay.
Got to be. There are so many clues. For starters that goatee he was growing made him a dead ringer for George Michael.
And remember him in the Reward Room with Ray? Straight into his white towelling dressing gown and into the make-up box.
He admitted he'd already seen Dirty Dancing and he was so excited when he realised Bridget Jones was on the movies list.
Ray kept asking if they should leave after they'd drunk the champagne but Cameron wasn't going anywhere while he had a double bed and Raymondo in the room.
And that night when they did the opera contest he started jumping around in his fat suit.
At first I couldn't figure out why, then I realised...Ray was in full make-up. It all fits. No girlfriend for 10 years. A ring on his wedding finger but no lady. Wiping his mouth after Steph snogged him. Getting all excited at the thought of playing bingo. The lumberjack shirt. The wristbands.
Gay, I tell you.
I reckon that's why he won't get drunk. He's worried he'll try and grab Ray's bum—and Ray will turn round and chin him. Mind you, that would be great telly.
HOUSEPLANT SCOTT. To vote call *edited* : I know he's the favourite but if you lot let Scott win I'll be dead disappointed. Never mind all the stuff about Jon being a plant. Scott's the plant—a houseplant.
The most interesting thing he's done in that house is breathe. Honestly, you'd get more conversation out of Gareth Gates!
He drove me and my man Jeff mad on Friday. We were watching when Nush was wafting around and time was ticking away in her last hour in the house. We were going: "Go on, Scott! Tell her you fancy her! Just whisper it!" But he said nothing.
I think he's been playing a game since Day One. He thinks that by saying nothing, like Craig in Year One, he'll get the votes.
And he cosied up to Jon when he came back because he thought he must be popular on the outside.
His big chance was to cop hold of Nush when they shared that night in a bed but he let her put all those pillows between them.
Don't give it to him. Watching him is like watching a brick wall.
MIDGET STEPH. To vote call *edited* : There's no way we can let that poison dwarf win. She's so manipulative. She went up to Ray just before he did his nominations and was giving it all these tears saying everyone chooses Nush over her.
And all because Scott had taken Nush into the Reward Room. Of course he chose her, Steph! He was hoping he'd get his leg over! If he'd chosen you, you'd have made him spend the night polishing the room or something. Steph looks all innocent but that little munchkin has the knives in everyone's back.
She wants the £70,000, I tell you. But she'll only spend it all on bleach and a new Hoover so there's no point giving it to her.
MR REAL RAY. To vote call *edited* : Ray, you're a great, lovely person. If you can just lay off the cider a bit and stop turning into the Incredible Hulk, I reckon you could win.
Let's face it, who hasn't had a blazing row after a few drinks? All he said was he wanted to whack Steph. And I know just how he feels.
The rest of the housemates all try to be nice and quiet so everyone likes them when they come out. But Ray's made a right doughnut of himself.
He's cried, he's laughed, he's got angry. He's been real—and he's the only one who has.
Plus his life is in ruins after that duvet moment. He's the only man in the history of the house who's admitted to having a quick fiddle. He can never go into the bedding section of any department store again without the assistants calling security.
For that humiliation alone, Ray deserves the £70,000...
As for this week's eviction, I was cross at first when Nush got kicked off because I was hoping she'd have a bit of how's your father with Scott. But when they played back her best bits, I thought: "Oh, you're so boring!"
The best thing about her was Scott...but she told Davina they were just good friends.
Yeah, right! OK, she only snogged him when you were steaming drunk but I reckon there was something there.
That kiss she gave him at the leprechaun party was not the sort of kiss you give someone you don't fancy. They tried to hide the fact they were using tongues with their hands. But we all saw it. Nush always sat next to Scott and confided in him and gave him extra chickpea soup and stuff. And on Thursday night, she was being so obvious!
She went to bed knowing it would be her last night, said goodnight all casual-like, then opened the bedroom door again and looked straight at Scott.
She so wanted him to come in after her. Then she lay in bed for half an hour and suddenly decided she wanted a chat with Big Brother. Out she wandered, hair all rumpled and wearing these thigh-high sexy sock things with a short T-shirt.
You were hoping Scott would be there waiting, weren't you Nushy? Unlucky!
Her boyfriend wasn't at the studios and I wasn't surprised. She's been flirting like mad with everyone, even Jon. Talking of which, I LOVE the New Jon.
Last time he was in the house he got all miserable and looked after the tomato plants but now no one can work him out at all.
I loved it when he told Cameron: "Hmmm. By the way, did I tell you I'm immune from eviction this week?"
Plonker
He's been bossing Big Brother about and even had a flirt with Nush. And when he went into the bathroom and started talking to the mirror, telling off the public for voting for the wrong people, I couldn't stop laughing.
Jon, you're a right plonker, but you're really funny.
Mind you. None of his evil plans worked. He wanted to get rid of Cameron, so he was gutted when Nush went. Still, he's enjoyed making Cameron's life a misery and I say, carry on, Jon.
I wonder if he'll tell the others he can't win?
Or maybe he wants to stay in the house after the show is over, all on his own, still ranting about Cameron to the mirrors...
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