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Old 27-03-2008, 22:24
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I think it was Simon who said something like......I don't need to play games.......everybody wants me on their team!!
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Old 27-03-2008, 22:34
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Sara: "Sales is simple to me. It's about making money, making money, making money"
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Old 27-03-2008, 22:37
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'i thought we were friends?'
said with a quivering lip by short crybaby guy, think he's called michael
Michael is pure car crash in the making. He won't last long with his cry baby antics.
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Old 28-03-2008, 23:11
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"Although one points out where one has gone wrong one shouldn't dwell on it for so long."

It's on this video, along with more Raef-isms.
Hail that video! 00:36 is legendary.
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Old 02-04-2008, 22:49
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Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"

Does anyone know what she was going on about?!
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Old 02-04-2008, 22:49
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Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"

Does anyone know what she was going on about?!
She wanted us to imagine her with her tits out. No thanks.
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Old 02-04-2008, 22:51
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Eurgh yes. She said that in response to claims she was a poor manager/didnt let people get on with things. Her response was "you were incompetent and I felt I had to breastfeed you both"

calling Raef "Lawrence of ARaefia" made me smile.
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Old 03-04-2008, 00:11
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Best quote tonight from Lindi:

"We offer a 24 hour [laundry] hotline as part of the price and service"

Classic! Hope this series continues to bring more hillarious moments like this.

Absolutely brilliant show tonight, for all the wrong reasons though!
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Old 03-04-2008, 00:17
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Best quote tonight from Lindi:

"We offer a 24 hour [laundry] hotline as part of the price and service"

Classic! Hope this series continues to bring more hillarious moments like this.

Absolutely brilliant show tonight, for all the wrong reasons though!
Agreed.

Also from tonight's show:
"Let's agree on £4.99 per item" ....and all of them agreed

And the hotel manager's face and reply "It's a bit lower,it's in the hundreds" What an understatement

Last edited by JTW : 03-04-2008 at 00:21. Reason: Forgot to add hotel manager's reply to the £4.99 figure
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Old 03-04-2008, 00:33
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I can't believe that the SAS quote about phoning the laundry about his pants hasn't been included.
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Old 03-04-2008, 00:40
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I can't believe that the SAS quote about phoning the laundry about his pants hasn't been included.
"Hello girls, how's my pants doing?"
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Old 03-04-2008, 00:43
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"I want to know the progress on my Calvin Kleins."
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:14
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24 hours hotline with personal manager for a laundry service has to be up there with the BEST ideas, lol
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:42
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Raef : 'We're going to grasp this thing by the . . . um . . erm '
Team : 'Horns ?'
Raef : 'Yes, that's it, horns'.
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Old 03-04-2008, 17:46
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Jenny: It felt like i had to breast feed you

jenny should have gone
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:52
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Absolute classic quote from Nick last night, on the special programme, when he said that while watching one of the presentations he got that feeling like 'a steel hand slowly closing around your sphincter'.
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:34
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the scene between the fisherman? & lindi & best salespersonineurope was a classic for me.

the guy was practically telling them thier price was far too low. funny sh1t.
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Old 04-04-2008, 18:10
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Jennifers "I'm the best salesperson in Europe" statement just has to be in there for most ridiculous quote of the series. Why stop there? There's a line that will surely come back to haunt her in later episodes if I've ever heard one.
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Old 04-04-2008, 18:13
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Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"

Does anyone know what she was going on about?!
I'm guessing she meant 'spoon feed'. It put a rather disgusting image in my head
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Old 04-04-2008, 19:32
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Was it Jenny who said that she could sell pieces of paper for £50? Yes - while holding a knife to the buyer's throat.
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Old 04-04-2008, 20:15
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"Hello girls, how's my pants doing?"
"I want to know the progress on my Calvin Kleins."
Thanks folks, I couldn't remember exactly what he said because I was laughing so much at the time!
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Old 06-04-2008, 03:40
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ther are no good quotes - only clichees.
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Old 07-04-2008, 22:10
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haha i almost wet myself watching the special episode on the worst decisions, when tre said talkign about the dog utility belt 'in this current climate, it's not good to look like a terrorist when you take you're dog out for a walk'.
i do miss him.
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Old 07-04-2008, 22:11
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Michael is pure car crash in the making. He won't last long with his cry baby antics.
i love him. his dance when the boys came out of the boardroom was AMAZING.
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Old 07-04-2008, 22:40
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haha i almost wet myself watching the special episode on the worst decisions, when tre said talkign about the dog utility belt 'in this current climate, it's not good to look like a terrorist when you take you're dog out for a walk'.
i do miss him.
I miss his ace one liners too, he was very quick and had a natural wit
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