I think it was Simon who said something like......I don't need to play games.......everybody wants me on their team!!
The Official Best Quotes of Series 4 Thread
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Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“'i thought we were friends?'
said with a quivering lip by short crybaby guy, think he's called michael”
“'i thought we were friends?'
said with a quivering lip by short crybaby guy, think he's called michael”
Michael is pure car crash in the making. He won't last long with his cry baby antics.
Originally Posted by omgwtfbbq:
“"Although one points out where one has gone wrong one shouldn't dwell on it for so long."
It's on this video, along with more Raef-isms.”
“"Although one points out where one has gone wrong one shouldn't dwell on it for so long."
It's on this video, along with more Raef-isms.
”
Hail that video! 00:36 is legendary.
Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"
Does anyone know what she was going on about?! 
Does anyone know what she was going on about?!
Originally Posted by hannahb39:
“Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"
Does anyone know what she was going on about?! ”
“Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"
Does anyone know what she was going on about?! ”
She wanted us to imagine her with her tits out. No thanks.
Eurgh yes. She said that in response to claims she was a poor manager/didnt let people get on with things. Her response was "you were incompetent and I felt I had to breastfeed you both" 
calling Raef "Lawrence of ARaefia" made me smile.
calling Raef "Lawrence of ARaefia" made me smile.
Best quote tonight from Lindi:
"We offer a 24 hour [laundry] hotline as part of the price and service"
Classic! Hope this series continues to bring more hillarious moments like this.
Absolutely brilliant show tonight, for all the wrong reasons though!
"We offer a 24 hour [laundry] hotline as part of the price and service"
Classic! Hope this series continues to bring more hillarious moments like this. Absolutely brilliant show tonight, for all the wrong reasons though!
Originally Posted by CloneClown:
“Best quote tonight from Lindi:
"We offer a 24 hour [laundry] hotline as part of the price and service"
Classic! Hope this series continues to bring more hillarious moments like this.
Absolutely brilliant show tonight, for all the wrong reasons though!”
“Best quote tonight from Lindi:
"We offer a 24 hour [laundry] hotline as part of the price and service"
Classic! Hope this series continues to bring more hillarious moments like this. Absolutely brilliant show tonight, for all the wrong reasons though!”
Agreed.
Also from tonight's show:
"Let's agree on £4.99 per item" ....and all of them agreed
And the hotel manager's face and reply "It's a bit lower,it's in the hundreds"
What an understatement
Last edited by JTW : 03-04-2008 at 00:21
Originally Posted by *Laura*:
“I can't believe that the SAS quote about phoning the laundry about his pants hasn't been included.”
“I can't believe that the SAS quote about phoning the laundry about his pants hasn't been included.
”
"Hello girls, how's my pants doing?"
Originally Posted by extrovertism.:
“Raef is a leg-end.”
“Raef is a leg-end.”
24 hours hotline with personal manager for a laundry service has to be up there with the BEST ideas, lol
Raef : 'We're going to grasp this thing by the . . . um . . erm '
Team : 'Horns ?'
Raef : 'Yes, that's it, horns'.
Team : 'Horns ?'
Raef : 'Yes, that's it, horns'.
Absolute classic quote from Nick last night, on the special programme, when he said that while watching one of the presentations he got that feeling like 'a steel hand slowly closing around your sphincter'.
the scene between the fisherman? & lindi & best salespersonineurope was a classic for me.
the guy was practically telling them thier price was far too low. funny sh1t.
the guy was practically telling them thier price was far too low. funny sh1t.
Jennifers "I'm the best salesperson in Europe" statement just has to be in there for most ridiculous quote of the series. Why stop there? There's a line that will surely come back to haunt her in later episodes if I've ever heard one.
Originally Posted by hannahb39:
“Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"
Does anyone know what she was going on about?! ”
“Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what Jenny said but it was something like "I've felt like I've had to breastfeed you two"
Does anyone know what she was going on about?! ”
I'm guessing she meant 'spoon feed'. It put a rather disgusting image in my head
Was it Jenny who said that she could sell pieces of paper for £50? Yes - while holding a knife to the buyer's throat.
Originally Posted by JTW:
“"Hello girls, how's my pants doing?"”
“"Hello girls, how's my pants doing?"
”
Originally Posted by Lemon Dracula:
“"I want to know the progress on my Calvin Kleins."”
“"I want to know the progress on my Calvin Kleins."”
Thanks folks, I couldn't remember exactly what he said because I was laughing so much at the time!
haha i almost wet myself watching the special episode on the worst decisions, when tre said talkign about the dog utility belt 'in this current climate, it's not good to look like a terrorist when you take you're dog out for a walk'.
i do miss him.
i do miss him.
Originally Posted by Apple_Crumble:
“Michael is pure car crash in the making. He won't last long with his cry baby antics.”
“Michael is pure car crash in the making. He won't last long with his cry baby antics.
”
i love him. his dance when the boys came out of the boardroom was AMAZING.
Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“haha i almost wet myself watching the special episode on the worst decisions, when tre said talkign about the dog utility belt 'in this current climate, it's not good to look like a terrorist when you take you're dog out for a walk'.
i do miss him.”
“haha i almost wet myself watching the special episode on the worst decisions, when tre said talkign about the dog utility belt 'in this current climate, it's not good to look like a terrorist when you take you're dog out for a walk'.
i do miss him.”
I miss his ace one liners too, he was very quick and had a natural wit
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