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i love him. his dance when the boys came out of the boardroom was AMAZING.
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haha thank you for that coolgirl
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" Coffee is a dessert."
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To me, it has to be Simon in the boardroom regarding Ian:
"It says something about Ian's managerial abilities that he brought back into the boardroom the two people he was directly in charge of" or something to that effect! |
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"Lee McQueen is concerned!"
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my fave was actually in the Apprentice: worst decisions when Nick said 'I could feel the cold hand of steel on my sphincter'
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There was little of Raef, but what there was, was gold!
Raef: why don't we all do fake Italian accents? Raef: A taste of Italy. A taste of Italy! A TASTE OF ITALY!! and of course kevin well we need 10 tomatoes for 4 people, so for 15 people we need..... 150. Alex: ok, i'll go do that for you, just don't shout at me Kevin looking confused: but i'm the head chef, thats what im supposed to do, im meant to shout... haha bless oh and him saying he eats in italian restaurants about 10 times |
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"Lee McQueen is concerned!"
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Kevin: "I eat in Italian restaurants".
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Alex: ok, i'll go do that for you, just don't shout at me
Kevin looking confused: but i'm the head chef, thats what im supposed to do, im meant to shout... Alex: "Don't shout at me" Kevin: "I'm head chef, its what chefs do" |
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Kevin: "I eat in Italian restaurants".
![]() its half, ill get you a proper one because we ran out pmsl |
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was funny but its actually
Alex: "Don't shout at me" Kevin: "I'm head chef, its what chefs do" |
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i also liked
kevin : well lattee is a dessert sometimes i have instead of a dessert simon to the chef: does lattee count as a dessert, yes or no? chef: no. simon: right then lets move on god he's such a plonker that kevin |
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I thought it was funny when Simon addresed Sir Alan as 'Alan'. I was laughin for ages
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"I feel like telling Clare to shut the f**k up" - Sara.
Dunno why but the sheer bluntness of it made me laugh.
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"I feel like telling Clare to shut the f**k up" - Sara.
Dunno why but the sheer bluntness of it made me laugh. ![]() |
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I thought it was funny when Simon addresed Sir Alan as 'Alan'. I was laughin for ages
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The fact that he put his hand over his mouth like a naughty child made me laugh so much! I love Simon!
SAS has small man mentality, hence the need for the oversized chair. |
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"I feel like telling Clare to shut the f**k up" - Sara.
Dunno why but the sheer bluntness of it made me laugh. ![]()
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While the girls were in the car.
Sara; " Sometimes I talk to fast and get ahead of everyone else so if I start doing that please tell me" (or words to that effect) "You're doing it already." "Ok great, it's fine to let me know if I'm going to fast & I'll slow down." (or words to that effect) "You're still doing it." ![]() Why did Harry Hill have to finish just as The Apprentice got started?
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I can't remember exactly but Margaret said something like:
"The only thing as bad as the Spaghetti Bolognaise is Michael's singing and at least that has some cheese" |
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"Coffee is a dessert. Sometimes when I don't want a dessert I'll have a coffee."
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"I want to know the progress on my Calvin Kleins."
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kevin : well lattee is a dessert sometimes i have instead of a dessert simon to the chef: does lattee count as a dessert, yes or no? chef: no. simon: right then lets move on god he's such a plonker that kevin Not quite a quote, but I was loving the professional chef trying not to laugh, whilst Kevin was talking about what he was going to cook
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