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Old 08-04-2008, 18:48
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i love him. his dance when the boys came out of the boardroom was AMAZING.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5CF2rr27VI

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Old 08-04-2008, 19:20
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haha thank you for that coolgirl
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Old 10-04-2008, 13:56
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" Coffee is a dessert."

Kevin
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Old 10-04-2008, 14:25
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To me, it has to be Simon in the boardroom regarding Ian:
"It says something about Ian's managerial abilities that he brought back into the boardroom the two people he was directly in charge of"

or something to that effect!
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Old 10-04-2008, 15:21
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"Lee McQueen is concerned!"
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Old 10-04-2008, 15:27
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"Lee McQueen is concerned!"


LMAO. that made me laugh lots.
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Old 10-04-2008, 15:33
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my fave was actually in the Apprentice: worst decisions when Nick said 'I could feel the cold hand of steel on my sphincter'
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Old 10-04-2008, 17:19
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There was little of Raef, but what there was, was gold!
Raef: why don't we all do fake Italian accents?
Raef: A taste of Italy. A taste of Italy! A TASTE OF ITALY!!

and of course kevin
well we need 10 tomatoes for 4 people, so for 15 people we need..... 150.

Alex: ok, i'll go do that for you, just don't shout at me
Kevin looking confused: but i'm the head chef, thats what im supposed to do, im meant to shout...

haha bless
oh and him saying he eats in italian restaurants about 10 times
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Old 10-04-2008, 17:21
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"Lee McQueen is concerned!"
Haha yeah he's funny when he gets frustrated. i want to see more of him.
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Old 10-04-2008, 17:43
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Kevin: "I eat in Italian restaurants".

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Old 10-04-2008, 17:52
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Alex: ok, i'll go do that for you, just don't shout at me
Kevin looking confused: but i'm the head chef, thats what im supposed to do, im meant to shout...
was funny but its actually

Alex: "Don't shout at me"

Kevin: "I'm head chef, its what chefs do"
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Old 10-04-2008, 18:43
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Kevin: "I eat in Italian restaurants".

is this a full pizza?

its half, ill get you a proper one because we ran out


pmsl
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Old 10-04-2008, 19:04
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was funny but its actually

Alex: "Don't shout at me"

Kevin: "I'm head chef, its what chefs do"
haha oh yeah that was it. thanks
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Old 10-04-2008, 19:06
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i also liked
kevin : well lattee is a dessert sometimes i have instead of a dessert
simon to the chef: does lattee count as a dessert, yes or no?
chef: no.
simon: right then lets move on

god he's such a plonker that kevin
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Old 10-04-2008, 21:03
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I thought it was funny when Simon addresed Sir Alan as 'Alan'. I was laughin for ages
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Old 10-04-2008, 21:11
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"I feel like telling Clare to shut the f**k up" - Sara.

Dunno why but the sheer bluntness of it made me laugh.
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Old 10-04-2008, 21:14
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"I feel like telling Clare to shut the f**k up" - Sara.

Dunno why but the sheer bluntness of it made me laugh.
oh yeah that was a good one, also cos it was what i was thinking at the time.
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Old 10-04-2008, 22:36
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I thought it was funny when Simon addresed Sir Alan as 'Alan'. I was laughin for ages
The fact that he put his hand over his mouth like a naughty child made me laugh so much! I love Simon!
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Old 10-04-2008, 23:03
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The fact that he put his hand over his mouth like a naughty child made me laugh so much! I love Simon!
I know, the look SAS gave him you would have thought Simon had just sh*t on his dinner.

SAS has small man mentality, hence the need for the oversized chair.
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Old 10-04-2008, 23:23
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"I feel like telling Clare to shut the f**k up" - Sara.

Dunno why but the sheer bluntness of it made me laugh.
Same, loved that!
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:32
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While the girls were in the car.

Sara; " Sometimes I talk to fast and get ahead of everyone else so if I start doing that please tell me" (or words to that effect)

"You're doing it already."

"Ok great, it's fine to let me know if I'm going to fast & I'll slow down." (or words to that effect)


"You're still doing it."

Why did Harry Hill have to finish just as The Apprentice got started?
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:21
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I can't remember exactly but Margaret said something like:

"The only thing as bad as the Spaghetti Bolognaise is Michael's singing and at least that has some cheese"
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:34
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"Coffee is a dessert. Sometimes when I don't want a dessert I'll have a coffee."

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Old 11-04-2008, 13:55
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"I want to know the progress on my Calvin Kleins."
Did anyone else get a really disturbing image of SAS in his pants at this point?
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Old 11-04-2008, 13:58
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i also liked
kevin : well lattee is a dessert sometimes i have instead of a dessert
simon to the chef: does lattee count as a dessert, yes or no?
chef: no.
simon: right then lets move on

god he's such a plonker that kevin

Not quite a quote, but I was loving the professional chef trying not to laugh, whilst Kevin was talking about what he was going to cook
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