http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5CF2rr27VI

haha thank you for that coolgirl

" Coffee is a dessert."

Kevin

To me, it has to be Simon in the boardroom regarding Ian:
"It says something about Ian's managerial abilities that he brought back into the boardroom the two people he was directly in charge of"

or something to that effect!

"Lee McQueen is concerned!"

LMAO. that made me laugh lots.

my fave was actually in the Apprentice: worst decisions when Nick said 'I could feel the cold hand of steel on my sphincter'

There was little of Raef, but what there was, was gold!
Raef: why don't we all do fake Italian accents?
Raef: A taste of Italy. A taste of Italy! A TASTE OF ITALY!!

and of course kevin
well we need 10 tomatoes for 4 people, so for 15 people we need..... 150.

Alex: ok, i'll go do that for you, just don't shout at me
Kevin looking confused: but i'm the head chef, thats what im supposed to do, im meant to shout...

haha bless
oh and him saying he eats in italian restaurants about 10 times

Haha yeah he's funny when he gets frustrated. i want to see more of him.

Kevin: "I eat in Italian restaurants".

was funny but its actually

Alex: "Don't shout at me"

Kevin: "I'm head chef, its what chefs do"

is this a full pizza?

its half, ill get you a proper one because we ran out


pmsl

haha oh yeah that was it. thanks

i also liked
kevin : well lattee is a dessert sometimes i have instead of a dessert
simon to the chef: does lattee count as a dessert, yes or no?
chef: no.
simon: right then lets move on

god he's such a plonker that kevin

I thought it was funny when Simon addresed Sir Alan as 'Alan'. I was laughin for ages

"I feel like telling Clare to shut the f**k up" - Sara.

Dunno why but the sheer bluntness of it made me laugh.

oh yeah that was a good one, also cos it was what i was thinking at the time.

The fact that he put his hand over his mouth like a naughty child made me laugh so much! I love Simon!

I know, the look SAS gave him you would have thought Simon had just sh*t on his dinner.

SAS has small man mentality, hence the need for the oversized chair.

Same, loved that!

While the girls were in the car.

Sara; " Sometimes I talk to fast and get ahead of everyone else so if I start doing that please tell me" (or words to that effect)

"You're doing it already."

"Ok great, it's fine to let me know if I'm going to fast & I'll slow down." (or words to that effect)


"You're still doing it."

Why did Harry Hill have to finish just as The Apprentice got started?

I can't remember exactly but Margaret said something like:

"The only thing as bad as the Spaghetti Bolognaise is Michael's singing and at least that has some cheese"

"Coffee is a dessert. Sometimes when I don't want a dessert I'll have a coffee."

Did anyone else get a really disturbing image of SAS in his pants at this point?

Not quite a quote, but I was loving the professional chef trying not to laugh, whilst Kevin was talking about what he was going to cook