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"Coffee is a dessert. Sometimes when I don't want a dessert I'll have a coffee."
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Not quite a quote, but I was loving the professional chef trying not to laugh, whilst Kevin was talking about what he was going to cook
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Is it me or does Kevin look like Robert De Niro ?
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"A sort of....carbonara...with ham...or or chicken....or...bacon'".
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Lol !!!
God, I love Kevin
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Is it me or does Kevin look like Robert De Niro ?
That should read : "Does Simon look like Robert De Niro". (what the hell was I thinking ?! )
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"I know Italian food - I eat in Italian restaurants"
Glad I'm not the only one who can appreciate the comedy value in Kevin! So glad he was kept in! |
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Something along the lines of.." I'd pay £4.95 for soup in Guildford..." - more Kev magic...
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Sauteed potatoes? Is that Italian?
Kevin, after a slight pause: "Well, I've seen it in Italian restaurants..." |
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"I want to know the progress on my Calvin Kleins."
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Lee: "And I've got to go and get some f'ing black bags."
I thought his head was going to burst. |
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Best quote ever
from last series: Paul Torrisi - "I am a Roman Catholic and as God is my witness, I shook her hand outside." Sir Alan Sugar - "Yeah? Well, I'm Jewish and I couldn't care less." Some quotes from somewhere, none are commented on by me: "I've never had a problem with stepping up to the plate." - Salesman Alex kicks off a whole episode of clichéd corporate gobbledegook with this well-loved classic. "There are two types of people in the world: winners and… I can't say it, and I won't say it." - I can, Ian. The phrase you seek is: 'Winners and Ians'. "I am a natural born salesman. The spoken word is my tool." - Raef stakes his claim to be this year's Tre Azam. "As a salesperson I rate myself as probably the best in Europe." - Jenny Maguire has ideas way above her station. "Alchemy… it's kind of like making magic." - No, Kevin, it is not. "It says turkey on the side. Is that where it's from or…?" - Lindi shows her hand early: she is without doubt a 24-carat imbecile. "I am going to fight to the death in that boardroom." - Raef over-exaggerates his tactics for boardroom survival. "I literally left with my hands bleeding." - No, Raef, you didn't. "If stuff comes back from the laundry that I don't like I sling it back at them." - Pity the poor laundrette that has to deal with Sir Alan's smalls. "You are not capable of acknowledging where you went wrong." - It's unclear whether Jenny was talking to Lucinda or herself at this point. "We're taking the problem straight by the horns." - Mixed metaphor hell from Raef. "I have had experience of laundry equipment… in Bosnia." - Simon was lieutenant in charge of clean pants during his time in the army. "I come from a sales background where I've been highly successful." - Not this week you weren't, Jenny. "There's already clicks going on." - That's 'cliques', Lucinda. "There's absolutely no point making a fuss. I can't stand whiners." - Whines project leader Raef. "She lied, she complained, she manipulated other people…" - Jenny sticks the knife in to Shazia. |
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"She lied, she complained, she manipulated other people…" - Jenny sticks the knife in to Shazia.
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That has to be the stupidest quote of the series. When the **** did she do any of those things? urgh.
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This week's episode looks like it could harbour some gems.
Lucinda: "How DARE you!!!" Helene: "Oh, for god's sake..." |
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I also find it hilarious whenver Sara swears. She's so emphatic and serious when she does it.
"I think it's pissed her off..." "I just felt like telling her to shut the f*ck up." "I didn't really give a shit what anyone else was going to say." Love the girl.
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Did anyone else get a really disturbing image of SAS in his pants at this point?
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"How DARE you"
"Alex ........ You stepped so far back you were practically out of the room." |
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Best quote ever
from last series: Paul Torrisi - "I am a Roman Catholic and as God is my witness, I shook her hand outside." Sir Alan Sugar - "Yeah? Well, I'm Jewish and I couldn't care less." |
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Get out the bloody door , I'm sick of looking at ya! - SAS
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Much as I loved Simon, he did sound a bit of a prat with the following:
(of Essex) "The sky is blue, the grass is green and the women are orange" & when "charming" the lady customers : "Get yourself on my settee right now!" "Let the camera create the illusion that you're wearing something nice..." Alex being all moany : "Glamour's not a theme, it's a word." AND I had forgotten last week, Kevin "The only head chef in the village" returning to the house from the boardroom "Booyaka!" (WTF??!) |
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Alex being all moany : "Glamour's not a theme, it's a word."
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AND I had forgotten last week, Kevin "The only head chef in the village" returning to the house from the boardroom Lol !!!"Booyaka!" (WTF??!)
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Margaret: "Alex, you stepped so far back [from responsibility] you were practically out of the room."
Lucinda: "I'm technically useless." Alex: "Don't dilute you responsibility, blah blah blah weasel weasel weasel slimy slimy gitfaced babble..." Simon: "Claire, will you do it?" Claire: "Yep." |
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Lucinda: Oh f*ck!
The way she said it and with her accent it was just so funny
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From the other week ..
Raef: "I think we should all have fake moustaches and talk in italian accents" |
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