Raef unpeeling the sticker to realise the photo is upside down on the mug
'Oh bollocks'

The fact these were his only words in the episode (I think) made them that more sweeter

Helene :

"I'm a business woman with a lot of balls."

Michael: Excuse me madame, have you ever heard of Renaissance Photography?

Lol !

That made me laugh (the way you posted it)

Haha it made me laugh when he sad it, becuase of course they hadn't, it had existed for about 5 minutes.

Kevin :

"I've been selling like hotcakes, been cross-selling...


...I've got 2 mugs for you to make."

Which was of course a tip of the hat to Andy "let's work 'til we bleed!" Jackson

Kevin: There are hundreds of people lining up to take their photo. LITERALLY hundreds.

Lol !!!

I swear, nearly everything Kevin (and Raef) say is hilarious

This is true lol. I loved Raef in the first episode, especially the 'I left with my hands literally bleeding', which was followed by Alex's 'emm, no, you didn't.'

Haha, it seems the candidates can't use literally in the right context, ever.

Haha, oh yeah, and Raef's 'Let's not descend into hyperbole'
What a class act.

I'm sure he used "tomato" as a plural

It was actually even better than that, as he tried to explain the issue away with a meaningless group of words, one of which was "segmented".

Yes, Michael likes to show he has a large and varied vocabulary
eg: 'no, i'm afraid that offer is too diminuitive' (sorry about the spelling if its wrong)
he makes me chuckle

Also when he was complaining about the theme for the photography task
'Glamour. What is glamour. It's not a theme, it's miscellaneous, it's just a word.'
I think it's his funny little whiney voice that makes it soo funny.

Claire when the girls lost those man's shirts on Week 2:

"I don't think he'd want us to do his laundry again"

Lol @ kaz_babz's comment - very true

I think he was trying to sound like an art critic or something... (but failed)...

a lot of them seem to try too hard with their words if you know what i mean. Like Claire describing Simon as though he was 'a missile ready to launching into outerspace and combust'. I mean, it's like when you're at school and you're writing an essay or story, and you try making a sentence more exciting and smarter sounding by using a thesaurus for every word until it no longer makes sense.

I can't remember the exact quote but in the boardroom Claire said something funny about Simon's sweating.

Did you see SAS's face when she said that ?

Haha yeah, I'm loving some of the expressions he's had on his face this series, like when Jenny said she felt she had to breast feed them, and when Claire said Simon was sweating a lot when trying to sell or something.

Quote of the series has to be Margaret:

"ALEX"

*pause, and even SAS turns to look at her*
*cold icy stare at Alex*

"You stepped so far back from it, you were practically out of the room"!

She pwned him completely. Superb


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Margaret pwned him!!!!!!111

Raef - "I get on with prince or pauper."

SAS - "And you're the prince."

Raef: I've had near life and death experiences.
SAS: Where, in the hairdresser's?

My favourite one from next weeks previews on YF is Lucinda's:

"A bit of a f**k up.... well a huge f**k up.... but let's take things forward..."

Lucinda as PM. Cool.

lol, I can't wait!