It was the look of nausea on Sir Alan's face that made the breastfeeding line funny

I think everyone watching made the exact same face!

Kevin :

"I was the chef last week, so I wanna be out there, nailing it."


Lucinda :

"I don't know how to use the camera on my phone."

Has this really not been mentioned:

Kevin (whilst holding a fish):

"Look at the breast on that!"

Simon hacking at a fish pschyotically: it's alright, she's putting it in a stew anyway.

The only Wallis I know is the shop.

Plenty of gems here.

imo some of the best quotes come from margaret:
for example...
"i'm not sure what was worse, the spaghetti bolognese or michael sophocles singing..at least the singing had some cheese"


but also lmao kevin when he was like
"we could do a really simple carbonara....with bacon....or ham................or................chicken?"
and of course the legendary calculation of the number of tomatoes needed to feed 150 people

legend

One from tonight:

SAS: Lucinda, what do you think your chances are of getting fired?

Lucinda: Umm... 1 in 3?

jennifer: he also said i can come across quite cold...?
complete silence

also anything that comes out of michael's mouth. The whole drunk men tasting ice cream scene

SAS (to Jennifer): "You said on your CV that one of your weaknesses in business was giving idiots a second chance. Well I'm giving you a second chance."

classic!

"Hi I'm Raef, CEO of Alpha luxury ice cream".

Quote of the week for me. And there were quite alot of great sayings on the show

Not really a quote but Helene's face when Lucinda was saying she'd been saying stuff about Jennifer!

Loved that.

That was hilarious

Anyone else watch the unseen footage on the BBC website??

"You do not associate David Beckham..... with clouds"

"If you're going to pay 30/40 pounds for a photo of you with David Beckham, do you really want a load of ....
clouds ..... in the background??"

Guess who?

Legend.

SAS comes out with some great one-liners...

Alex, sulking about Claire:

"...if you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail..."

Alex's philosophical nugget for the day. We appreciate the wisdom in that.

That was deep. Brought a tear to the eye.

Lucinda: It's a bit of a f**k up. Ok its a huge f**k up, but lets move forwards.

Lucinda: You said that Jennifer was a snake and evil.

Helene: No I didn't.

Lucinda: Well if you didn't, I'm thoroughly confused.

How has no one mentioned TV Gold Kevins.."Cider...it's like the new champagne..."

I don't remember that one, when was that? Classic, anyway.