Claire to Alex: I thought we were girlfriend and boyfriend
It sounded like she actually believed it
It sounded like she actually believed it
The Official Best Quotes of Series 4 Thread
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After talking to Lee on the phone
Raef: sorry for the language
Sir Alan: You put here on your CV that you're a good jewish boy
Michael: Umm ok, yeah
Sir Alan: What, ok? either you are or you aren't.. We can find out if you drop your trousers
Sara: if all these shops are closed, we're f**ked
Lucinda: Not little f***, big f***
Haha, when she says it in her soft, quiet voice, its hilarious
Raef: sorry for the language
Sir Alan: You put here on your CV that you're a good jewish boy
Michael: Umm ok, yeah
Sir Alan: What, ok? either you are or you aren't.. We can find out if you drop your trousers
Sara: if all these shops are closed, we're f**ked
Lucinda: Not little f***, big f***
Haha, when she says it in her soft, quiet voice, its hilarious
Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“Claire to Alex: I thought we were girlfriend and boyfriend
It sounded like she actually believed it”
“Claire to Alex: I thought we were girlfriend and boyfriend
It sounded like she actually believed it”
The bit in the market at well:
Claire: How long have we being going out?
Alex: 7 years
Claire: Why aren't we married then?
no answer broadcast leaving the audience to insert a favoured line of their choice. Class!!!
Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“Claire to Alex: I thought we were girlfriend and boyfriend
It sounded like she actually believed it”
“Claire to Alex: I thought we were girlfriend and boyfriend
It sounded like she actually believed it”
..and that she quite fancied the idea. Unfortunately it didn't look as if Alex shared her enthusiasm.
I also liked the bit from the clip of next week, where Raef is in the car with Claire saying something along the lines of
"Let's face it if they're a size 16 it's because they like cake!!!"
"Let's face it if they're a size 16 it's because they like cake!!!"
Raef - I think getting into the local garb and...you know....make us not ...you know....stand out as guys from abroad would make a huge difference'
(this guy supplies almost all of the good quotes this series!!!)
(this guy supplies almost all of the good quotes this series!!!
)
Sir Alan (to Michael who was going on about getting a cow hide (I think it was a cow hide) for £50) : "Just so you know, the first team got it for £15."
It's not the line per se, it's just Michael's face afterwards that had me crowing with laughter.
It's not the line per se, it's just Michael's face afterwards that had me crowing with laughter.
Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“Raef - I think getting into the local garb and...you know....make us not ...you know....stand out as guys from abroad would make a huge difference'
(this guy supplies almost all of the good quotes this series!!!)”
“Raef - I think getting into the local garb and...you know....make us not ...you know....stand out as guys from abroad would make a huge difference'
(this guy supplies almost all of the good quotes this series!!!
)”
and then lucinda's reaction
'No matter how you dress me, my eyes are blue... and.. they're going to see me and think 'are these people taking the pee???'' It was her tone of voice more than anything haha
But yes, Raef is a legend. That word is thrown around a lot, but i really mean it. He looks funny next week too. Have you seen to preview where he wears a bear outfit, can't wait.
Originally Posted by Sylvia:
“..and that she quite fancied the idea. Unfortunately it didn't look as if Alex shared her enthusiasm.”
“..and that she quite fancied the idea. Unfortunately it didn't look as if Alex shared her enthusiasm.
”
can you blame him..?
Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“and then lucinda's reaction
'No matter how you dress me, my eyes are blue... and.. they're going to see me and think 'are these people taking the pee???'' It was her tone of voice more than anything haha
But yes, Raef is a legend. That word is thrown around a lot, but i really mean it. He looks funny next week too. Have you seen to preview where he wears a bear outfit, can't wait.”
“and then lucinda's reaction
'No matter how you dress me, my eyes are blue... and.. they're going to see me and think 'are these people taking the pee???'' It was her tone of voice more than anything haha
But yes, Raef is a legend. That word is thrown around a lot, but i really mean it. He looks funny next week too. Have you seen to preview where he wears a bear outfit, can't wait.
”
I'd like to see Lucinda and Raef in the same team more often....it's a nice combination!
I haven't seen the preview yet, sounds great though!
I think Claire saying that her work colleagues (sp) call her 'Rottweiller', for being an agressive go-getter sales-person who never shut's up.
I think they were referring to her looks!
I think they were referring to her looks!
" Singles are a forgotton section of society" Hear, Hear, (Laugh)
Raef.
19,000+1,900+1,9 00 =22,800 orders later(card task).They must be on to something. It needs re-marketing and branding to get the full impact on the singles lives maybe.
Raef.
19,000+1,900+1,9 00 =22,800 orders later(card task).They must be on to something. It needs re-marketing and branding to get the full impact on the singles lives maybe.
Originally Posted by babeth:
“" Singles are a forgotton section of society" Hear, Hear, (Laugh)”
“" Singles are a forgotton section of society" Hear, Hear, (Laugh)”
Imagines Raef as a Karl Marx like figure for the single masses.
Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“
But yes, Raef is a legend. That word is thrown around a lot, but i really mean it. He looks funny next week too. Have you seen to preview where he wears a bear outfit, can't wait.”
“
But yes, Raef is a legend. That word is thrown around a lot, but i really mean it. He looks funny next week too. Have you seen to preview where he wears a bear outfit, can't wait.
”
Animal outfits..... always good!
Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“
But yes, Raef is a legend. That word is thrown around a lot, but i really mean it. He looks funny next week too. Have you seen to preview where he wears a bear outfit, can't wait.”
“
But yes, Raef is a legend. That word is thrown around a lot, but i really mean it. He looks funny next week too. Have you seen to preview where he wears a bear outfit, can't wait.
”
Yes, I've seen that, the bit where he was walking around like prince charles with his hands behind his back made me laugh.
Originally Posted by isopap:
“Yes, I've seen that, the bit where he was walking around like prince charles with his hands behind his back made me laugh.”
“Yes, I've seen that, the bit where he was walking around like prince charles with his hands behind his back made me laugh.”
If you want to see how it was originally done back in series one, here's Paul in a bear suit during the Harrods task:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RiFJLM...134FC&index=32
It's very sweaty work I think!!!
Originally Posted by isopap:
“Yes, I've seen that, the bit where he was walking around like prince charles with his hands behind his back made me laugh.”
“Yes, I've seen that, the bit where he was walking around like prince charles with his hands behind his back made me laugh.”
haha yes that made me laugh how he's in a bear outfit, with his belly protruding, and he still manages to walk with class.
Originally Posted by sophie66:
“I thought it was funny when Simon addresed Sir Alan as 'Alan'. I was laughin for ages”
“I thought it was funny when Simon addresed Sir Alan as 'Alan'. I was laughin for ages
”
Hi there, I'm a recent Apprentice convert (from the fish market episode onwards) and wondered if there is a clip of this anywhere - does anyone know?
Since I've started watching, I've always wanted to see someone call him Alan, not Sir Alan and see his reaction (not sure why, I must lead a boring life)!
Quote:
“Yep! After extensive research over the last few minutes I can definitely say this is the best apprentice no-hopers thread on the planet.”
“Yep! After extensive research over the last few minutes I can definitely say this is the best apprentice no-hopers thread on the planet.”
Said by me just now.
Kevin: We could have.. a baked mushroom... BAKED in the oven... with... salt and pepper... and we could puree that into a sauce, and serve it with... sauteed potatoes?
SAS: Its seems to me, Michael, that you've come in here to just confess all of your mistakes. Maybe you ARE one big mistake! (Michael's face was priceless).
Kevin: You will not get anyone more loyal than me working for you (said whilst jabbing his finger at SAS, despite having been totally disloyal to Sara.)
Jenny: It's my birthday, Sir Alan. <----- LOL
Raef: Two fifty? TWO fifty? two FITFY? TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIRHAM?
SAS: Its seems to me, Michael, that you've come in here to just confess all of your mistakes. Maybe you ARE one big mistake! (Michael's face was priceless).
Kevin: You will not get anyone more loyal than me working for you (said whilst jabbing his finger at SAS, despite having been totally disloyal to Sara.)
Jenny: It's my birthday, Sir Alan. <----- LOL
Raef: Two fifty? TWO fifty? two FITFY? TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIRHAM?
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