Originally Posted by neomilan:
“"these people are size 16 for a reason... they love cake" - Raef”
“"these people are size 16 for a reason... they love cake" - Raef”
And the fact that he says that to a size 16 woman is even funnier
The Official Best Quotes of Series 4 Thread
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Originally Posted by Ansildrall:
“And the fact that he says that to a size 16 woman is even funnier”
“And the fact that he says that to a size 16 woman is even funnier
”
To her credit, Claire does find it amusing and doesn't seem to get arsey about it, I think for all her faults she does have a sense of humour...
Originally Posted by clairescavys:
“Hi there, I'm a recent Apprentice convert (from the fish market episode onwards) and wondered if there is a clip of this anywhere - does anyone know?
Since I've started watching, I've always wanted to see someone call him Alan, not Sir Alan and see his reaction (not sure why, I must lead a boring life)!
”
“Hi there, I'm a recent Apprentice convert (from the fish market episode onwards) and wondered if there is a clip of this anywhere - does anyone know?
Since I've started watching, I've always wanted to see someone call him Alan, not Sir Alan and see his reaction (not sure why, I must lead a boring life)!
”
Simon said this to him either in week 3 when they were talking about the restaurant task or in week 4 when he was talking about the photo task. I'm sure someone will confirm properly.
Originally Posted by isopap:
“Simon said this to him either in week 3 when they were talking about the restaurant task or in week 4 when he was talking about the photo task. I'm sure someone will confirm properly.”
“Simon said this to him either in week 3 when they were talking about the restaurant task or in week 4 when he was talking about the photo task. I'm sure someone will confirm properly.”
Restaurant task I'm fairly sure - hilarious moment when he realised what he'd said.
Originally Posted by PatheticFallacy:
“Raef: Two fifty? TWO fifty? two FITFY? TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIRHAM?”
“Raef: Two fifty? TWO fifty? two FITFY? TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DIRHAM?”
That may be my favourite moment of the series - hard-nosed bargainer Raef is not!
Quote:
“Hi there, I'm a recent Apprentice convert (from the fish market episode onwards) and wondered if there is a clip of this anywhere - does anyone know?
Since I've started watching, I've always wanted to see someone call him Alan, not Sir Alan and see his reaction (not sure why, I must lead a boring life)!”
“Hi there, I'm a recent Apprentice convert (from the fish market episode onwards) and wondered if there is a clip of this anywhere - does anyone know?
Since I've started watching, I've always wanted to see someone call him Alan, not Sir Alan and see his reaction (not sure why, I must lead a boring life)!”
Youtube - search the apprentice S04E03 part 5.
Originally Posted by Ansildrall:
“And the fact that he says that to a size 16 woman is even funnier”
“And the fact that he says that to a size 16 woman is even funnier
”
If Claire is a size 16 then I must be a UK size 0 - she must be a size 18-20 I reckon!
only shown on you're fired
Raef: if i believe in something enough, i can sell it. And i've seen those panties, and i believe in them.
Michael: i can feign excitement over anything, a woman, cake..
Im thinking its the woman who's faked excitement over michael more, what a tosspot
Raef: if i believe in something enough, i can sell it. And i've seen those panties, and i believe in them.
Michael: i can feign excitement over anything, a woman, cake..
Im thinking its the woman who's faked excitement over michael more, what a tosspot
Originally Posted by Cuppa_Tea:
“Sir Alan when he was taking the piss out of the laundry hotline:
"How are my calvins doing?"
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“Sir Alan when he was taking the piss out of the laundry hotline:
"How are my calvins doing?"
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We've already had this quote on the thread.
I liked Claire's 'I think I should get myself a boyfriend'.
Originally Posted by kaz_babz:
“only shown on you're fired
Raef: if i believe in something enough, i can sell it. And i've seen those panties, and i believe in them.
Michael: i can feign excitement over anything, a woman, cake..
Im thinking its the woman who's faked excitement over michael more, what a tosspot”
“only shown on you're fired
Raef: if i believe in something enough, i can sell it. And i've seen those panties, and i believe in them.
Michael: i can feign excitement over anything, a woman, cake..
Im thinking its the woman who's faked excitement over michael more, what a tosspot”
Loved Jane Moores response to that clip on 'You're fired' - 'I think Michael calls out his own name during sex'.
CREEP OF THE WEEK
"I have done everything in an honest fashion. I work to very high morals."
- Ian after describing Kevin's claim he gave the team a pep talk as "a load of rubbish!" - even though it was on film
MARKETING PLOY OF THE WEEK
"What about 'Italian Cuisine at the Duke of Hamilton'?" - Alex's snappy idea to publicise, well Italian cuisine at the Duke of Hamilton
DAVID BRENT OF THE WEEK 1
"There are two kinds of people in life. There are winners and the second one... I can't spell." - Ian, apparently distinguishing between winners and dyslexics
DAVID BRENT OF THE WEEK 2
"It's a lightbulb moment. Shoot it down or keep it up there."
- Ian on his idea. Shoot it down it is, then.
SUGARISM OF THE WEEK
Sir Alan: "Ian, you lost - a word that's not in your vocabulary, I understand."
BUCK PASSER OF THE WEEK
"I tried my best to take control of the situation by appointing Kevin as head chef."
- And then blaming everything on him. A stroke of management genius by Ian
RAEF-ISM OF THE WEEK
"I'm also thinking, all of us should feign an Italian accent all the way through the entire evening" - Raef's stunning plan for the Italian evening
D'OH!!!
"I immediately had the idea of doing a murder mystery night.
Some thing like a hypnotist or magician."
- Jennifer Maguire's answer to the challenge of selling what Sir Alan called "pub grub"
MY NAME IS PRINCE OF THE WEEK
"I'm concerned. Lee McQueen is concerned."
- Lee McQueen starts talking about himself in the 3rd person
GOOD POINT OF THE WEEK
"The two people Ian's bought in to the board room are the two people under his direct control!" - Simon saves his skin
BOMBSHELL
"Simon.... You're staying!" - Sir Alan gives his trademark catchphrase a witty twist
"I have done everything in an honest fashion. I work to very high morals."
- Ian after describing Kevin's claim he gave the team a pep talk as "a load of rubbish!" - even though it was on film
MARKETING PLOY OF THE WEEK
"What about 'Italian Cuisine at the Duke of Hamilton'?" - Alex's snappy idea to publicise, well Italian cuisine at the Duke of Hamilton
DAVID BRENT OF THE WEEK 1
"There are two kinds of people in life. There are winners and the second one... I can't spell." - Ian, apparently distinguishing between winners and dyslexics
DAVID BRENT OF THE WEEK 2
"It's a lightbulb moment. Shoot it down or keep it up there."
- Ian on his idea. Shoot it down it is, then.
SUGARISM OF THE WEEK
Sir Alan: "Ian, you lost - a word that's not in your vocabulary, I understand."
BUCK PASSER OF THE WEEK
"I tried my best to take control of the situation by appointing Kevin as head chef."
- And then blaming everything on him. A stroke of management genius by Ian
RAEF-ISM OF THE WEEK
"I'm also thinking, all of us should feign an Italian accent all the way through the entire evening" - Raef's stunning plan for the Italian evening
D'OH!!!
"I immediately had the idea of doing a murder mystery night.
Some thing like a hypnotist or magician."
- Jennifer Maguire's answer to the challenge of selling what Sir Alan called "pub grub"
MY NAME IS PRINCE OF THE WEEK
"I'm concerned. Lee McQueen is concerned."
- Lee McQueen starts talking about himself in the 3rd person
GOOD POINT OF THE WEEK
"The two people Ian's bought in to the board room are the two people under his direct control!" - Simon saves his skin
BOMBSHELL
"Simon.... You're staying!" - Sir Alan gives his trademark catchphrase a witty twist
"This is grass roots negotiation; this is as dirty as it gets." - Raef relishes the challenge of fleecing the peasants.
"Buying a clock… not brain surgery is it?" - Sir Alan belittles the losing team, who failed to buy the correct clock.
"I don't believe I was solely accountable for that." - Alex, as ever, tries to dodge responsibility.
"Jenny, you are a lady of the world… slightly older than the rest." - Two back-handed compliments in a row from Sir Alan.
"Am I being stupid that kosher chicken is Jewish and this is a Muslim country?" - Yes, Claire, you're being stupid.
"I'm an extremely arrogant person." - But for what reason, Michael?
"If you're unsure you can always pull your trousers down and we can check." - Sir Alan disputes Michael's Jewish credentials.
"Buying a clock… not brain surgery is it?" - Sir Alan belittles the losing team, who failed to buy the correct clock.
"I don't believe I was solely accountable for that." - Alex, as ever, tries to dodge responsibility.
"Jenny, you are a lady of the world… slightly older than the rest." - Two back-handed compliments in a row from Sir Alan.
"Am I being stupid that kosher chicken is Jewish and this is a Muslim country?" - Yes, Claire, you're being stupid.
"I'm an extremely arrogant person." - But for what reason, Michael?
"If you're unsure you can always pull your trousers down and we can check." - Sir Alan disputes Michael's Jewish credentials.
Originally Posted by FlyingParachute7:
“"I should have a bell round my neck, I am clearly that much of a scapegoat" *spoken in self-pitying whinge*”
“"I should have a bell round my neck, I am clearly that much of a scapegoat" *spoken in self-pitying whinge*”
Let me guess? Michael Sophoclese?
Originally Posted by Lorri Lou:
“SAS has small man mentality, hence the need for the oversized chair.”
“SAS has small man mentality, hence the need for the oversized chair.”
Don't diss the Sugar honey!
Originally Posted by Lorri Lou:
“ SAS has small man mentality, hence the need for the oversized chair.”
“ SAS has small man mentality, hence the need for the oversized chair.”
Small Man, Large Wallet.
Originally Posted by neomilan:
“"I don't believe I was solely accountable for that." - Alex, as ever, tries to dodge responsibility.
”
“"I don't believe I was solely accountable for that." - Alex, as ever, tries to dodge responsibility.
”
I think I've lost count of the amount of times Alex has said this, or words to that effect.
Originally Posted by omgwtfbbq:
“I think I've lost count of the amount of times Alex has said this, or words to that effect.”
“I think I've lost count of the amount of times Alex has said this, or words to that effect.”
It should be his epitaph...
Here lies Alex 'the weasel' Wotherspoon...
"I don't believe I was solely accountable for that."
raef mixing his metaphors and calling michael "a rat jumping from a sinking ship as soon as it hits the fat" (slightly paraphrased)
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