Says BB to a sexually frustrated Jon ....
tee hee
tee hee
Big Brother is here for you
Did you hear Jon bursting into a fit of laughter, lol, I was laughing watching Jon laugh..............................................................................sad really.
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Classic Jon Tickle! Big Brother's getting very cheeky asking stuff like this. Please, please show this on tonight's highlights!
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“Jon has confessed to Big Brother that he is suffering from sexual frustration. But he said he would deal with the problem through "meditation and cold showers" and would not "do a Ray. And he collapsed in giggles when Big Brother appeared to offer to help.
Jon's confession came at the end of a mammoth 75 minute Diary Room session.
"I'm feeling a certain degree of sexual frustration at the moment," he said.
"Have you been feeling like this long Jon?" asked Big Brother.
Jon: "About a day. As I say I don't know why, I managed four weeks quite happily. But no, after a week and a bit, it's certainly on my mind quite a bit at the moment. As I say, I don't know why. Maybe it's just the time of the month."
BB: "Would you like to talk about it further Jon?"
Jon: "Aha, I'd bet you'd like me to talk about it further, it would make great TV wouldn't it, but no, no. It's not something I can't deal with. You're not gonna find me doing a Ray."
BB: "If you're not going to be 'doing a Ray' as you put it, what will you do?"
Jon: "I shall meditate... plenty of cold showers, I guess."
BB: "Big Brother is always here for you..."
But before Big Brother could finish his sentence, Jon collapsed in fits of laughter before leaving the Diary Room to tell the others what had passed.
"I've never seen Jon laugh so much," said Cameron on hearing the tale.
"He said it completely dead pan. I completely lost it," explained Jon.
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“Jon has confessed to Big Brother that he is suffering from sexual frustration. But he said he would deal with the problem through "meditation and cold showers" and would not "do a Ray. And he collapsed in giggles when Big Brother appeared to offer to help.
Jon's confession came at the end of a mammoth 75 minute Diary Room session.
"I'm feeling a certain degree of sexual frustration at the moment," he said.
"Have you been feeling like this long Jon?" asked Big Brother.
Jon: "About a day. As I say I don't know why, I managed four weeks quite happily. But no, after a week and a bit, it's certainly on my mind quite a bit at the moment. As I say, I don't know why. Maybe it's just the time of the month."
BB: "Would you like to talk about it further Jon?"
Jon: "Aha, I'd bet you'd like me to talk about it further, it would make great TV wouldn't it, but no, no. It's not something I can't deal with. You're not gonna find me doing a Ray."
BB: "If you're not going to be 'doing a Ray' as you put it, what will you do?"
Jon: "I shall meditate... plenty of cold showers, I guess."
BB: "Big Brother is always here for you..."
But before Big Brother could finish his sentence, Jon collapsed in fits of laughter before leaving the Diary Room to tell the others what had passed.
"I've never seen Jon laugh so much," said Cameron on hearing the tale.
"He said it completely dead pan. I completely lost it," explained Jon.
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Classic Jon Tickle! Big Brother's getting very cheeky asking stuff like this. Please, please show this on tonight's highlights!
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“Originally posted by dizzie
This is the article:
Classic Jon Tickle! Big Brother's getting very cheeky asking stuff like this. Please, please show this on tonight's highlights! ”
“Originally posted by dizzie
This is the article:
Classic Jon Tickle! Big Brother's getting very cheeky asking stuff like this. Please, please show this on tonight's highlights! ”
If that was the article....it was condensed......no reference there to "beating the bishop".....hee hee
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“Originally posted by pettra
If that was the article....it was condensed......no reference there to "beating the bishop".....hee hee ”
“Originally posted by pettra
If that was the article....it was condensed......no reference there to "beating the bishop".....hee hee
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Who referred to this? I'm guessing Jon 'paraphrased' his diary room experience!
