Cue Cameron...

- Saying he'd like to take Jon by the neck and punch his face to the back of his head
- Trying to persuade Fed to shit in Jons shoes
- Trying to persuade Ray to put tea in Jons shower gel
- Trying to persuade Ray to urinate in Jons shower gel
- Verbally abusing Abby in SA
- Instigating a character assassination of Lisa (no matter how awful she was he took it way further than she deserved)
- Saying he'd put his own fingers over Lisa's wind pipe
- Verbally abusing Nush by telling her to shut up when she interrupted him telling the SA story, but allowing others to butt in all they wanted.
- Saying about Nush when she injured her foot that "she'll get no sympathy from me"
- Saying he wants to suffocate Nush.
- Saying he'd punch Jons lights out.
- Laughing 'hysterically' for two minutes.

Cameron - "Ochhhhhhh nooooooooo. I was ooonly joooking!"

(With a little bit of help from Yimbo Carimbo)

Add some shots of him staring fixedly at the backs of housemates.
The backing music will be, naturally, 'Happy Talk'.

Wow what an original post

But true.