Looks like Sir Alan's plans to take over "Britain's 76th most popular sport" have been scuppered!

Here

Sounds like an april fools caper to me

I'd have thought ping pong would be more like his thing with that boardroom table he's got!

I've had a closer look and I reckon the whole site's made up.



Some funny stuff though. A bit like The Onion but dedicated to sport.