Cameron-

Lonely childbeating, homophobic virgin of 32 seeks like minded woman, or any kind of woman preferably with own chastity belt for dull times and possibly more.

Nush

Newly single 23 year old with passion for back bottoms seeks anything in trousers to laugh at my jokes and pay my way. Must be gullible.

Scott

Good-looking 27 year... um well that's a good point but.... well I can see both sides reall.... Have problems with finishing sentences and getting splinters caught up my.....
WLTM someone who giggles a lot at their own jokes and is quite bendy. At the end of the day...

Tania.

Do you always get into the VIP area of clubs, can you tell the difference between Crystal and Dom Perignon NV?

Do I know you, Are you famous?

Well P*** Off then

Justine:

See you in the first cubicle of the ladies' toilets at Chinawhite's.

Sorry to be picky, but isn't it 'Cristal'?

Does that mean I get a date with Tania?!

You are quite correct.

I'll never get a chance with Tania My life is over.

Steph:

28 year old ex-prison officer, ex-footballers wife, ex-artist, looking for a somebody to join me in my daily routine of sweeping the kitchen floor and applying shake n vac all over my rug.

PS: No sex please, I'm British

Don't worry mate - I'll put a good word in for you.

And you can borrow my Aston!

Taurean, 29, seeks life before death. If you're a tall, blonde female who gives as good as she gets and is prepared to dress in ermine occasionally, give me a call. Large breasts an advantage. No psychics, Christians or Orcadians please.

Fedrico

Small man with a big heart!!....seeking soulmate from newcastle, looks not important but a slapper a must!