Just made a delicious dinner, pasta with fried slamon, fried the salmon in oil, butter, and to make it tasty, added a few slices of lemon with the intention of taking those slices out before eating.

Now i've finished it, there are no slices of lemon!

I must have eaten them!

Sounds like a lovely meal, but without the lemon i would have thrown it away personally .

The fish ate the lemon?

OK is this some kind of you were cooking for sherlock holmes joke and..

'hey where are...'

Holmes (patting stomach): 'it was a lemon entry my dear Watson'

or some like

don't worry, i'm not "bitter" about it.

Sorry, have nothing useful to add, but just felt I had to join this thread with my nick being what it is!

How does someone manage to eat lemon slices without noticing? My mouth would probably shrivel up like a very shrivelled up thing indeed.

i just thought it was a bit chewy, that's all!

you sir... must be a rite shite cook

Heh heh!! Classic

Are you sure you didn't absentmindedly take them out before you ate?

But if the lemon had been cooking and was a bit warm, you might have just thought it was a bit of the fish...

If you weren't cooking just for yourself, perhaps one of the others fished the lemon out for an alternative gin & tonic

Gro-o-o-a-a-annn...........

Bet you feel a right lemon now