What is the point of it - its not beard nor stubble. Shave it off lad!

Too long to be stubble and too short to be a beard - its a 'steard' or a 'beubble'.

it makes him look edgy. i love it.

Maybe it's fur... or wool?

There is something rather fungal-looking or 'mushroom-esque' about the hair growth.

Margaret enjoys the way it tickles her thighs.

He's an angry little care bear.

He's a silver hamster!

I think I read somewhere that he suffers from (cant spell it)cirrihasis its a skin condition and that is why he has the stubble

Yeurggh! Its not even hair after all.

Whatever it is I still like him. He's like a grumpy but cuddly old dad / uncle type.