Hmm...what a load of tosh!
***BGT Series Two Episode Two- 20:05 - Discussion Thread***
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I liked his stage presence, but really awful jokes.
I wonder how many fake tears Amanda will manage to squeeze out tonight.
Why has Simon gone from being so non-plussed to a gormless, cheesy-smiling , "oh my godding", twit?!
Why has Simon gone from being so non-plussed to a gormless, cheesy-smiling , "oh my godding", twit?!
Originally Posted by Sweetsista89:
“that steering wheel joke was funny, or so I thought
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“that steering wheel joke was funny, or so I thought
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Very old though.
Originally Posted by omgwtfbbq:
“Well he has confidence, it must take a lot to be able to stand up there... but the jokes sucked.”
“Well he has confidence, it must take a lot to be able to stand up there... but the jokes sucked.”
I agree with that.
And he's through, because they don't like saying 'no' to children! 
Sorry, but I thought he was rubbish, I'd heard all of those jokes before and they were only slightly funny the first time.
Sorry, but I thought he was rubbish, I'd heard all of those jokes before and they were only slightly funny the first time.
You need the right presence to be a Comedian and he has that in abundence. Hell, he got Cowell stitched up there.
Originally Posted by beanbean:
“he needs better jokes but he has fantastic stage presence”
“he needs better jokes but he has fantastic stage presence”
Can't argue with that, he was certainly confident on stage
Originally Posted by Hotelier:
“I liked the twist on the sob story.”
“I liked the twist on the sob story.
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What twist? Did he say his nan died a year ago?
The 2 kids were good.
Well... provided one knows how not to sing flat (I think his went to f, and Andy's last week had 2 high As, so he wasnt even singing high) - and the other finds some material which is actually funny.
Well... provided one knows how not to sing flat (I think his went to f, and Andy's last week had 2 high As, so he wasnt even singing high) - and the other finds some material which is actually funny.
Originally Posted by grimtales1:
“What twist? Did he say his nan died a year ago?”
“What twist? Did he say his nan died a year ago?
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Yes, but he was joking - that WAS quite funny. He has the delivery but his jokes aren't funny.
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