I love the really bad acts, the most untalented acts, they are hilarious. I would like a parallel show where all the worst acts, the ones with two or more No's go forward to the next round, and so on through to the final, so that the 10 or so worst acts ever can fight it out for The Archie Rice Trophy of the Worst Most Untalented Performer In The Country.

Didn't they do something like that like year - the most outlandish acts, or something?

A few more acts for the bottom of the barrel dustbin tonight, some sublimely talentless performers.