Does it exist?
Has anyone seen it?
It sure as hell wasn't under that kilt yesterday.


And while we're on the subject of this noob- why does he wear a Topman hat indoors? Even Lucinda takes her berets off when she steps over the threshold.

I've come to the conclusion that Alex fancies himself as being a big time model and thinks that if he poses enough during the show the offers will be rolling in by the end of the series.

LMAO I was just about to point out that the title of this thread is totally misleading as he doesn't have one

Also those boxer shorts where hideous.

Overall I'm glad he doesn't have a nice bottom, he's a nasty piece of work who doesn't deserve one.

Ha ha!!