Seeing as there is a thread about ladies that would "do" Alex - would any fellas out there want to spend an evening of unadulterated passion with any of the female contestants ???

I'm guessing not - but there may be some sado masochists out there

As I am married, I would have to say no. As a man, I would have to say Claire, but only because I like a girl with some meat on her bones; I like love handles, not a carrier bag.

I would do them all except for the ginger with the quentin tarantino chin, and the fatty with the arms like baked hams

Loooool! I just spat tea all over my keyboard laughing at that!

I find Sara quite attractive, which is very odd for me. I'm mixed white (I tan very easily, but I'm white) as my Mother's side orginates from Pakistan, hence I've never found that ethnicity very attractive. In fact, if Shazia was younger I'd have liked her too (purely because she seemed quite allright in personality)

No, as they'd be sure to show it in the programme. I'd wait and try and date them after it's all finished

No, i lift shirts

What's the laundry task got to do with it?

If she has a pulse, then I'll do her.

Jennifer Maguire does something for me

if it was a choice between those two I'd lift shirts too.

There's something about Lucinda... Nice bit of posh totty.

I'd happily do Michelle Dewberry. She's an attractive girl.

OK, she's not on this series, but I thought I'd just say it!

Clever Dick

My other half thinks Jennifer Mc is sexy too

I'd shag Margaret....



I'd most probably shag Nick too after a few Stellas



Seriously?

Sara would get my beef bayonet

Put it this way, I wouldn't mind working "under" Sara

Haha!

Lucinda would get my vote. She's nice.
Sara too, to an extent but she would have to promise not to talk.

God help me, but I think I fancy Jenny C a bit. It's sick and wrong, I know.

Phazer

That rules most of them out then. No heart = no pulse.

I'd do three of them, but not in the way the op means....

the only two left I'd condsider sexually are Sara and Lucinda. Isn't that nice of me?

It's the jaw, right?

If she asks me to sit on her face, I might bring a friend.

Claire.

I'm curious to know that that means. Urban dictionary has nothing.