Originally Posted by spoonboy:
“I'm curious to know that that means. Urban dictionary has nothing.”
“I'm curious to know that that means. Urban dictionary has nothing.”
It does.
Shirtlifter
Men: Would you "do" any of the ladies on The Apprentice ?
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Originally Posted by spoonboy:
“I'm curious to know that that means. Urban dictionary has nothing.”
“I'm curious to know that that means. Urban dictionary has nothing.”
I would have though someone with your user name would be more clued up on sexual positioning
.In the old days, when men were men and sheep were nervous, only guys wore shirts, whereas women wore blouses. So for a man to be known as a "shirtlifter" means that......
Originally Posted by Makosi's pants:
“I would have though someone with your user name would be more clued up on sexual positioning.”
“I would have though someone with your user name would be more clued up on sexual positioning
.”
My user name derives from spoon boy and the potentials in the film "The Matrix".
I would do Lucinda as I would like to know if posh totty moan in a posh accent too....
If Jenny gave a deep enough BJ, her chin could stimulate that bit between your balls and your ass.....
I'll get my coat..
If Jenny gave a deep enough BJ, her chin could stimulate that bit between your balls and your ass.....
I'll get my coat..
Originally Posted by gamercraig:
“I would do Lucinda as I would like to know if posh totty moan in a posh accent too....
If Jenny gave a deep enough BJ, her chin could stimulate that bit between your balls and your ass.....
I'll get my coat..”
“I would do Lucinda as I would like to know if posh totty moan in a posh accent too....
If Jenny gave a deep enough BJ, her chin could stimulate that bit between your balls and your ass.....
I'll get my coat..”
Too far. Just too far.
But Sara, Lucinda and Jennifer, if I had to, and had the time, energy and permission.
Originally Posted by spoonboy:
“My user name derives from spoon boy and the potentials in the film "The Matrix".”
“My user name derives from spoon boy and the potentials in the film "The Matrix".”
I know who you mean, but trust me that is not the first thing that springs to mind about your name, any more than I would expect a poster called "shirtlifter" to work in a laundry...
Louise Rednapp from Celebrity Apprentice.
Possibly Lucinda
Claire after a few beers but then only to undermine her afterwards
Jennifer M if it was a one night stand and I was deaf at the time.
The others are either horrible people or in Saras case too nice
Possibly Lucinda
Claire after a few beers but then only to undermine her afterwards
Jennifer M if it was a one night stand and I was deaf at the time.
The others are either horrible people or in Saras case too nice
Originally Posted by spoonboy:
“My user name derives from spoon boy and the potentials in the film "The Matrix".”
“My user name derives from spoon boy and the potentials in the film "The Matrix".”
But wouldn't that be a disappointment for you and your girl/boyfriend? That "there is no spoon"?
[quote=gamercraig;23391176]I would do Lucinda as I would like to know if posh totty moan in a posh accent too....
If Jenny gave a deep enough BJ, her chin could stimulate that bit between your balls and your ass.....
I'll get my coat..[/QUOTE]
No. Stay. And maybe use Jenny's chin as a hook to hang it on.
If Jenny gave a deep enough BJ, her chin could stimulate that bit between your balls and your ass.....
I'll get my coat..[/QUOTE]
No. Stay. And maybe use Jenny's chin as a hook to hang it on.
Originally Posted by GratingCheese:
“Lucinda - I reckon she'd be great in bed.”
“Lucinda - I reckon she'd be great in bed.”
I have that feeling too - didn't before she became PM. Reckon Sara would be useless though.
"I keep coming out with all these great positions and you don't want to try them..." Sara love, there are only three positions and the best one involves you not talking but su.......
Last edited by Makosi's pants : 01-05-2008 at 21:38
Yeah, Lucinda and Sara, drools.
Out of all the women Lindi was the best looking, she was an absolute sex bomb! Shame about that loathsome personality though
Out of all the women Lindi was the best looking, she was an absolute sex bomb! Shame about that loathsome personality though
Originally Posted by Makosi's pants:
“I have that feeling too - didn't before she became PM. Reckon Sara would be useless though.
"I keep coming out with all these great positions and you don't want to try them..." Sara love, there are only three positions and the best one involves you not talking but su.......”
“I have that feeling too - didn't before she became PM. Reckon Sara would be useless though.
"I keep coming out with all these great positions and you don't want to try them..." Sara love, there are only three positions and the best one involves you not talking but su.......”
wow.... you must be unbelievably bad in bed
edit: ps I know you're only joking, but still.
Originally Posted by GratingCheese:
“Lucinda - I reckon she'd be great in bed.”
“Lucinda - I reckon she'd be great in bed.”
I hear ya, bruv.
Jenny M is nice looking but I dunno, seems like it'd be too much like hard work.
Originally Posted by Serial Lurker:
“I hear ya, bruv.
Jenny M is nice looking but I dunno, seems like it'd be too much like hard work.”
“I hear ya, bruv.
Jenny M is nice looking but I dunno, seems like it'd be too much like hard work.”
Deepthroating her might shut her up.
Originally Posted by Serial Lurker:
“I hear ya, bruv.
Jenny M is nice looking but I dunno, seems like it'd be too much like hard work.”
“I hear ya, bruv.
Jenny M is nice looking but I dunno, seems like it'd be too much like hard work.”
I think she looks like the wicked queen from snow white - or as Nick would say, she has something of the night about her.
I haven't got lesbian tendencies, but objectively I do think Sara has beautiful eyes and a nice way with her--too nice for this programme, though. She's like Bambi in the jungle.
Originally Posted by Ignazio:
“I think she looks like the wicked queen from snow white - or as Nick would say, she has something of the night about her.”
“I think she looks like the wicked queen from snow white - or as Nick would say, she has something of the night about her.
”
You wouldn't turn it down, though.
But yeah, the whole ice queen thing. If it was left to me to "woo" her, I'd be thinking... lot of risk for little reward. Lucinda would offer much more generous profits.
Originally Posted by GratingCheese:
“Deepthroating her might shut her up.”
“Deepthroating her might shut her up.
”
Nah, you'd need a normal-sized d*ck to make that work. I bet she could talk all around yours.
Originally Posted by stuartmck:
“There's only one woman on the show for me - Margaret! Now there's a REAL woman!”
“There's only one woman on the show for me - Margaret! Now there's a REAL woman!”
But just imagine if you undressed, she took one look at your manhood and gave one of those withering looks!
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