A thread of no real relevance, just a little something to pass the time

I'd rename Jenny 'The Chin'. Hardly original, but definitely appropriate nevertheless. Jennifer would be 'ColdFace'. Lucinda is 'CryBaby'. Sara = Pocohontas. Obviously Kevin is 'Matt Lucas'. Perhaps Claire could be 'Waddler' (she really CAN'T walk in heels, can she?)

Any other suggestions?

Chinny Ginger= Spawn of Satan
Alex=Worzel Gummidge with that silly hair and hat
Claire=Pig in a Wig
Lee= Mr Angry

Lindi = 'Plank'

Michael - The gayest straight man ever.

Ginger Big Chin

Claire 'grandma arms' young.
Jenny C - Jimmy Hill
Alex-Ferrett boy
Lee 'Psycho' McQueen
Jenny M -Ice ice baby

Kevin the Carbonara King

LOL! Perfect!

Jenny C - cut throat bitch (a la House M.D.)

Lee- Rabid Rottweiler

Well we all know Kevin is a Culinary adventurer

Interestingly the first three letters of culinary mean asshole in French.

Lol !!!

Genius

I call Jenny c 'Jenny Chin' and I know others on the forum do. Maybe a little mean, but at the end of the day she is a horrible person

Vinegar Tits.

Sara does actually look at lot like Mr Potato Head from Toy Story

HERE

I do like her though!

Jenny C = Iron Draws- and looks like a cross between Bianca from EE and Janet Street Porter
Claire = Megamouth

Raef - Posh Spice

Jenny C - Ginger Spice and Old Spice

Clare- KitKat Chunky, Doughnut With Eyes

oops....wrong thread

Raef is Soooooooooo


The Silver Spoon Buffoon!!!!

I read somewhere that Nick Hewer's daughter text him referring to Claire as "the brassy piglet". I don't think that can be beaten. It's a classic.

From another thread.


Only really works in written form -

PMSL that made me laugh soooo much. Thank you
As did the one of Alex - **** in the hat, and i don't even hate him that much.

I call Jenny C Mad Jenny Celery, and Michael - Michael Snufalupagus

take not my moniker in vain!

my thoughts -

Raef - Posh Totty
Lucinda - Juicy Lucy
Alex - Mr Narnia
Claire - lucky b-tch
Lee - Shoutypants
Saira - The Invisible Woman