Join Date: Oct 2007
Funny Wedding Tips
my sis is getting married in a few weeks, and we are all going for a meal to celebrate
one of the ideas to do on the night is that we all write down tips for her wedding and future life etc and draw them from a hat.. can any one think of any cus i cant!!! (apart from dont do it! lol)
any help appreciated!!
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1. Never both be angry at the same time.
2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate.
4. If you must criticize, do it lovingly.
5. Never bring up mistakes of the past.
6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
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