He's a total prat isn't he? He seems to be really wish washy, says one thing, and then says something else.

He should have been fired instead of Sara.

Well I was going to add my thoughts on Michael, but you lot have summed him up better than I could.

"I can fake passion" :yawn:

Every episode ..

"I'm the scapegoat, Sir Alan" *sniffle* *puppy dog eyes*

It amazing what you can fake for £100!

I can't help but feel cynical about it all.

I have the feeling the audience are being encouraged to like Raef and dislike Michael by editing.

bleurgh!

imagine him faking his passion all over you, you would vomit




on a side note - why do they all use that word passion / passionate. Theyve nicked it from passionate TV chefs who have a passion about Food,

Michael is a total plank. Can't stand him

It's like Dewberry all over again...look sad, big eyes, pretend you are misunderstood = SAS gives the job to the drip.

Thanks guys, I now have to go and bleach my brain to remove those thoughts

I nearly vommed at the thought of that. Imagine his nasally monotone voice "yea baby..give it to daddy...I want to have my cake and eat it...(but not sell it)"

I am not comfortable with the image of Michael faking passion. Is anything in his life authentic? or is everything an act?

You forgot to add the pout. He pouts a lot in a "if you fire me I'll scweam and scweam and scweam" kind of way.

LMAO - that really made me laugh out loud! I'll need less bleach now!

Editing is different to someone making a complete and utter arse of themselves 24/7. As far as I can tell no one makes him say things like 'I can fake passion, whether with a woman or in business" No one made him lick the dress guys arse and then say they were awful in the car. No one made him lie in the board room when he said that he pushed for the top end dresses (and margret caught him out). You can't blame all that on 'editing'!!!

Glad to be of assisstance! I am still trying to heal the scars from the rumours of him and lindi doing it in the apprentice garden shed!

*shudders and downs another shot of vodka*

I've hated him since about week 2, he's really is an awful presence, not easy to notice in amongst the other dross at the start, but now as the field cuts down, his idiocy is becoming more apparant. Sir Alan was never going to fire 2 candidates again as they can't have a week when no-one gets fired and there's only 4 more weeks. So that was chucked in to add extra excitement, Michael will have to go soon, Sugar is NOT going to employ this boy.

Christ, when are the mods going to give us a vom smiley?

I'd rather get sewn up for life than do it with him

I think if we had a vom smiley it would be the most overused icon on this thread!!!

If he was the last bloke on earth, I would defo start to bat for the other team!!

I can normally overlook things if there is a bit of chest hair on view, poking out over the clothing but tonight I couldn't - annoying annoying annoying!!

And that was just Claire in the wedding dress!!

No sorry I mean MICHAEL!

We wouldn't be able to read each others' posts for all the hurl plastered everywhere

Methinks that'll be Lucinda this year.


I bet you'd heal up!

What, just by looking at him? Is it some primitive survival mechanism?!

LOL! I am still mad he wasn't fired. Apparently he was some sort of thesp and that's why he comes over all dramatic in the boardroom (well, if your definition of dramatic is pathetic and whiney).

Really? Where did he study? The Dumb Dumb Drama School?