S - Alex (what can I say, I'm shallow!)
M - Simon/Raef (or both, I'd be up for a bit of polygamy!)
K - Jenny C (was going to be Michael but the comic camp dancing saved him, just).

Lol, there have been some hilarious answers and observations so far May as well join in!

Shag: Lee (Though I have to agree with Muttley you would have to be drunk first.....there are too many things I dont like about him in the cold light of day but hey, doesn't that often go out the window after a few beers.....regretfully !)

Marry: Simon

Kill: Claire

shag - alex
marry - raef
kill - claire (or alex?)

No! Not if I get to him first!

(Oh, all right then.........but only if it's me who marries him afterwards.)

I just can't stop laughing at that remark!!!!

Shag ... ooooo Simon even though he is already gone
Marry ... ooooo Simon
Kill .... Mulitple murdress here so Claire, Jenny C, Michael, Helene, Alex

Shag Frances
Marry Nick
Kill Sir Alan.

Shag Simon
Marry Nick
Kill Helene

Shag - Alex & Lee (as long as they shut up)
Marry - Lucinda
Kill - Michael, Jenny C, Helene would all be gone

Threesomes not allowed in the shagging department, just plain greedy

Multiple murders always allowed

Shag- Alex
Marry- Lee
Kill- Michael

Sara would be the perfect wife for me

Michael, on the other hand, would be just perfect looking at through the telescopic sight of an elephant rifle