How has Clare scored so low in both polls (favourite and least
favourite, week 8, at the time of writing)?
Dave
favourite, week 8, at the time of writing)?
Dave
How has Clare scored so low in both polls?
by keeping a lower profile in the last few weeks.
It's been a while since she's been very controversial in comparison to the others, but because of her past behaviour no one can bring themselves to put her as favourite.
It's been a while since she's been very controversial in comparison to the others, but because of her past behaviour no one can bring themselves to put her as favourite.
Well for 5 out of 8 weeks she has done her level best to undermine the PM and the 2 weeks she has been PM she was fortunate to win.
I quite liked her at first but she isnt what I would call Apprentice material.
I quite liked her at first but she isnt what I would call Apprentice material.
Originally Posted by The Rhydler:
“I think she is apprentice material. She's responded well to Alan's wrath.”
“I think she is apprentice material. She's responded well to Alan's wrath.”
She's Apprentice material and it's obvious SAS likes her. I don't want her to win, in the beginning she came over as a nasty piece of work and I don't believe that leopards change their spots.
Given we are supposed to be considering whether forum members are jealous of her whether or not she is fired is irrelevant because they would not be any more jealous of her than any other apprentice candidate. So let's have a quick review of the attributes someone may be jealous of and see if Claire could possibly possess them.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.
Originally Posted by melvin_m_melvin:
“How has Clare scored so low in both polls (favourite and least
favourite, week 8, at the time of writing)?
Dave”
“How has Clare scored so low in both polls (favourite and least
favourite, week 8, at the time of writing)?
Dave”
The fact that she scores low in both polls would suggest people are entirely apathetic towards her, which doesn't seem to be the case judging by some replies...
Originally Posted by Vivid:
“Given we are supposed to be considering whether forum members are jealous of her whether or not she is fired is irrelevant because they would not be any more jealous of her than any other apprentice candidate. So let's have a quick review of the attributes someone may be jealous of and see if Claire could possibly possess them.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.”
“Given we are supposed to be considering whether forum members are jealous of her whether or not she is fired is irrelevant because they would not be any more jealous of her than any other apprentice candidate. So let's have a quick review of the attributes someone may be jealous of and see if Claire could possibly possess them.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.”
MEeeeeeOoooOOooooOOW!
P.S. - I must be a male manatee that likes chavvy make-up then!
Originally Posted by Vivid:
“Given we are supposed to be considering whether forum members are jealous of her whether or not she is fired is irrelevant because they would not be any more jealous of her than any other apprentice candidate. So let's have a quick review of the attributes someone may be jealous of and see if Claire could possibly possess them.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.”
“Given we are supposed to be considering whether forum members are jealous of her whether or not she is fired is irrelevant because they would not be any more jealous of her than any other apprentice candidate. So let's have a quick review of the attributes someone may be jealous of and see if Claire could possibly possess them.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.”
It now becomes clear why you find Katie Hopkins writing style witty and incisive.
Originally Posted by Vivid:
“Given we are supposed to be considering whether forum members are jealous of her whether or not she is fired is irrelevant because they would not be any more jealous of her than any other apprentice candidate. So let's have a quick review of the attributes someone may be jealous of and see if Claire could possibly possess them.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.”
“Given we are supposed to be considering whether forum members are jealous of her whether or not she is fired is irrelevant because they would not be any more jealous of her than any other apprentice candidate. So let's have a quick review of the attributes someone may be jealous of and see if Claire could possibly possess them.
1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?
2) Intelligence: Well if the manatee attracted to her appearance above somehow managed to communicate with Claire he would rapidly be put off by the poor quality of her conversation and intellect.
3) Style and Character: Oh dear, even a desperate manatee would reject her on grounds of good taste because of her lack of style, charm, grace, social skills, wit, conversation, generous spirit and engaging character. Facial expressions are important features in women, alas hers also fail as endearing, engaging or appealing in any way whatsoever, even to a manatee.”
Could you point out where the relevance to the OP, and therefore the thread, is in that, please.
Originally Posted by Mr Line:
“The fact that she scores low in both polls would suggest people are entirely apathetic towards her, which doesn't seem to be the case judging by some replies...”
“The fact that she scores low in both polls would suggest people are entirely apathetic towards her, which doesn't seem to be the case judging by some replies...
”
Either they don't vote or there are others they like/dislike more.
Originally Posted by lumpbottom:
“Could you point out where the relevance to the OP, and therefore the thread, is in that, please.”
“Could you point out where the relevance to the OP, and therefore the thread, is in that, please.”
Look at the second post and subsequent discussion!
Originally Posted by melvin_m_melvin:
“How has Clare scored so low in both polls (favourite and least
favourite, week 8, at the time of writing)?
Dave”
“How has Clare scored so low in both polls (favourite and least
favourite, week 8, at the time of writing)?
Dave”
because she's both loveable and annoying.
Originally Posted by Vivid:
“Look at the second post and subsequent discussion!”
“Look at the second post and subsequent discussion!
”
Still not relevant.
Nor was the second post.
Jealousy can not apply in both cases.
Quote:
“1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?”
“1) Physical Attractiveness: Well there is no danger that someone would wish to be as attractive as Claire. Who would want bingo wings, a slobby face that looks designed only to gobble ice cream as efficiently as possible and could only appeal to a male manatee that also likes chavvy makeup?”
She can't help her looks. All this rubbish really does make you look rather shallow.
I don't think she'll be in the final.
I think Sirallun finds her too annoying. He's already fired Jenny M and Sara for talking like machine guns - Claire talks like a whole army of 'em and I'm not even sure she believes what comes out of her gob she just likes the sound of her own voice.
He wouldn't able to work with her she'd drive him insane.
I think Sirallun finds her too annoying. He's already fired Jenny M and Sara for talking like machine guns - Claire talks like a whole army of 'em and I'm not even sure she believes what comes out of her gob she just likes the sound of her own voice.
He wouldn't able to work with her she'd drive him insane.
Originally Posted by The Rhydler:
“She can't help her looks. All this rubbish really does make you look rather shallow.”
“She can't help her looks. All this rubbish really does make you look rather shallow.”
Her facial expressions are under her control as is her revolting attitude and both are the basic reason for her ugly appearance rather than her genes. If she was a beautiful person underneath she would look beautiful outwardly and I also wouldn't be inclined to criticise her appearance.
