Not this week, the week after. There is going to be a massive row, and one candidate gets so angry, grabs a knife and stabs another candidate to death.

Don't know who yet.

I reckon Lucinda's a dark horse, and could go for Helena.

I wonder if Sir Alan will use it as an excuse to fire the murderer? Although up against Michael they might survive.

But many die of shame in the boardroom.
Nothing new here.

LOL i thought this was real

Michael murders Margaret with the knife. Then, in the boardroom.

AS: "Michael, you're fir......'
Michael: "Sir Alan, If you could just give me one more chance"
(Michael takes out the knife Simon used to bludgeon the fish)

AS: "You know what Michael, You're Hired, Fcuk it, You can have the company instead"

It was probably Michael, Alex or Claire who did the stabbing, they know they can get away with murder in Sir Alan's eyes anyway.

i like

nah, i read this in The Sun... Sir alan brings a gun into the boardroom and he had enough of michael and so he shoots him

an insider tells us that the shot was strikingly accurate, between the eyes, with exactl 2.587cm between the edges of the bullet hole to the eye

he then pointed the gun at alex and alex confessed to sir alan that he banged lindi in store cupboard and that she is still in the house tied up in the toilet

everyone gasps in shock to the revelation and sir alan flys to the house, frees lindi and then fires her again... he then fires her again and lastly he fires her... out of a cannon

he then calls jenny cellerier and says, 'i want you back' he then loads a canon and says, 'this weks task is to get from one end of the canon to the other, the one who can will be hired' jenny jumps to the challenged and sir alan lights the canon and she goes flying

spectators in australia say they saw a dark horse pass the sky above them and land in new zealand where a great crator was formed, lined with lies and deciet..


that was a summary of The Flapprentice 08

thanks for watching

(audience cheer and give standing ovation - they are well impressed)

Loving it! Brilliant!

Most weeks someone has got stabbed in the back so nothing new there

I heard it wasn't murder but a bizarre accident when Alex did his pursed lips/hollow cheeks/'I'm not liking this' look so hard he inadvertantly sucked his own face inside out.

I heard Michael got his head stuck so far up Sir Alan's backside that he suffocated.