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what is your favourite sir alan quote personally i think last nights "then we've got Claire she will get her 500 rounds of BS out and stick it in her AK47" absolute quality
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That was a good one!! But I prefer his classic "Youve gone from anchor to wan*er".
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what is your favourite sir alan quote personally i think last nights "then we've got Claire she will get her 500 rounds of BS out and stick it in her AK47" absolute quality
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"Devastated because you got a B in GCSE French? Well, now you've got yourself a big fat F. You're fired."
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The AK47 quote is the funniest thing I've heard on the apprentice except for Tre's "I'd rather gauge my eye out with a fork than go on holiday with..." or thereabouts.
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No the "So you're a good Jewish boy are you? I can pull your trousers down and check" was the best line for me.
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I was laughing at "Raef, you're fired".
Then i realised it wasn't a joke
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loved the one on You're Fired last night "Raef, had any handsome attacks today?"
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No the "So you're a good Jewish boy are you? I can pull your trousers down and check" was the best line for me.
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cmon where are the quotes i'm relatively new to the apprentice there must have been some good ones from the earlier series
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loved the one on You're Fired last night "Raef, had any handsome attacks today?"
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My favourite:
Paul (series 1) : I'm a Roman Catholic and I swear on my life that is what she said! Sir Alan: Well Im Jewish and I don't care! Or words to that effect Another favourite of mine was when asking Ansell whether he should fire Jo in series 2 Sir Alan: Ansel, why should I fire Gretel? |
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