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Old 22-05-2008, 12:36
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what is your favourite sir alan quote personally i think last nights "then we've got Claire she will get her 500 rounds of BS out and stick it in her AK47" absolute quality
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Old 22-05-2008, 12:37
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That was a good one!! But I prefer his classic "Youve gone from anchor to wan*er".
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Old 22-05-2008, 13:11
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what is your favourite sir alan quote personally i think last nights "then we've got Claire she will get her 500 rounds of BS out and stick it in her AK47" absolute quality
That was one of his crackers
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Old 22-05-2008, 13:13
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"Devastated because you got a B in GCSE French? Well, now you've got yourself a big fat F. You're fired."
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Old 22-05-2008, 13:17
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The AK47 quote is the funniest thing I've heard on the apprentice except for Tre's "I'd rather gauge my eye out with a fork than go on holiday with..." or thereabouts.
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Old 22-05-2008, 13:25
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No the "So you're a good Jewish boy are you? I can pull your trousers down and check" was the best line for me.
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Old 22-05-2008, 13:33
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I was laughing at "Raef, you're fired".

Then i realised it wasn't a joke
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Old 22-05-2008, 14:09
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loved the one on You're Fired last night "Raef, had any handsome attacks today?"
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Old 22-05-2008, 14:10
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No the "So you're a good Jewish boy are you? I can pull your trousers down and check" was the best line for me.
yeh that was pretty good to. Not really a quote but i loved the way that he asked jenny to say why she shouldn't be fired nd then as soon as she stopped speaking "no good, Jenny your fired. Goodbye" made even better by the fact I hated her so much.
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Old 22-05-2008, 15:55
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cmon where are the quotes i'm relatively new to the apprentice there must have been some good ones from the earlier series
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Old 22-05-2008, 17:17
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loved the one on You're Fired last night "Raef, had any handsome attacks today?"
My favourite too
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Old 22-05-2008, 18:08
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My favourite:

Paul (series 1) : I'm a Roman Catholic and I swear on my life that is what she said!
Sir Alan: Well Im Jewish and I don't care!

Or words to that effect

Another favourite of mine was when asking Ansell whether he should fire Jo in series 2

Sir Alan: Ansel, why should I fire Gretel?
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