Michael doesnt exist - he's CGI. It's the only explanation. But he's sentient, so firing him will end his being. It will be murder, and suralan doesn't want that on his head.
Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Sophocles Is Still There
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Originally Posted by vidalia:
“12. Michael actually thought he was taking part in the latest Andrew Lloyd Webber show to find the next Fagin for his production of 'Oliver' (provisional title: Fagin' It). He thinks he has it in the bag as only Raef seemed to have any previous theatrical experience but he just wasn't right for Fagin which is why Sir Andrew fired him last week. He's backing Claire for Nancy as 'she'd do anything' to get the role but is still wondering when Graham Norton is going to turn up.”
“12. Michael actually thought he was taking part in the latest Andrew Lloyd Webber show to find the next Fagin for his production of 'Oliver' (provisional title: Fagin' It). He thinks he has it in the bag as only Raef seemed to have any previous theatrical experience but he just wasn't right for Fagin which is why Sir Andrew fired him last week. He's backing Claire for Nancy as 'she'd do anything' to get the role but is still wondering when Graham Norton is going to turn up.”
this made me laugh so much, perhaps because it crossed my mind too lol. and, anyone else liking the idea of claire as nancy?
perhaps michaels appearance coincides with Derren Browns trick or treat, where sir alan chose a trick card, and now he has been pschycologically drawn to like michael by derren brown...
Originally Posted by Katenutzs:
“I think SAS had an affair with Margaret and wee Michael is the result, a true love child
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“I think SAS had an affair with Margaret and wee Michael is the result, a true love child
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Sugar daddy.
Originally Posted by neomilan:
“perhaps michaels appearance coincides with Derren Browns trick or treat, where sir alan chose a trick card, and now he has been pschycologically drawn to like michael by derren brown...”
“perhaps michaels appearance coincides with Derren Browns trick or treat, where sir alan chose a trick card, and now he has been pschycologically drawn to like michael by derren brown...”
I think the trick's actually on us there, the viewing public...
Sorry this is an old topic, but I want to share my thoughts on the matter.
1.) Because he's 'half' jewish
Now, I'm gonna get the PC brigade probably saying "NOOO!", "that's not the reason" etcetera. But it so obviously was the reason.
1.) Because he's 'half' jewish
Now, I'm gonna get the PC brigade probably saying "NOOO!", "that's not the reason" etcetera. But it so obviously was the reason.
Originally Posted by Digital Sid:
“Sorry this is an old topic, but I want to share my thoughts on the matter.
1.) Because he's 'half' jewish
Now, I'm gonna get the PC brigade probably saying "NOOO!", "that's not the reason" etcetera. But it so obviously was the reason.”
“Sorry this is an old topic, but I want to share my thoughts on the matter.
1.) Because he's 'half' jewish
Now, I'm gonna get the PC brigade probably saying "NOOO!", "that's not the reason" etcetera. But it so obviously was the reason.”
PC Brigade? No, more like the Crap Joke Brigade....
This thread is meant to be littered with funny comments, whereas you have caused a humour imbalance in the universe with your normal comment...
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