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Kate's Crap Is Wicked !
From the satirical site, Anorak, some gentle fun at the expense of telly's greatest TV presenter........
From the satirical site, Anorak...... ''WHEN Kate Lawyer won Big Brother III it was Wicked! Whatever Kate does next you just know it'll be Wicked! and Crap! It was Wicked! when she went to the toilet, Wicked! when she went on television to present Channel 4's morning show and Wicked! when she was asked by OK! to talk about Big Brother IV. Now in her OK! piece she gives the "Big Brother low-down". "Well, Big Brother has finished and to be honest I'm glad it's over," says Kate. "Cameron winning the show sums up the series, he's the most boring winner yet." This is, of course, Kate playing Devil's Advocate. She knows the Scotsman isn't the most boring winner of all time and sets out to prove it over the length of her latest outpouring. Deviating from Cameron, Kate says that when she won she never thought about the money - just "my family and how I'd have a great story to tell my grandchildren". Although, if OK! can tell it for her every week, so much the better.......'' It's Funny Because It's True....LOL. |
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Originally posted by Eejay But he IS!
... says Kate. "Cameron winning the show sums up the series, he's the most boring winner yet." This is, of course, Kate playing Devil's Advocate. She knows the Scotsman isn't the most boring winner of all time... |
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Originally posted by Eejay She also quothes: "Now in her OK! piece she gives the "Big Brother low-down". "Well, Big Brother has finished and to be honest I'm glad it's over," says Kate. "Cameron winning the show sums up the series, he's the most boring winner yet." "Ray didn't win because the kind of people who want him to win are young guys and they don't vote. Older women vote and that's why Cameron won." According to her logic, presumably that's also the reason why she won last year then So contrary to what LoNDOn & friends asserted here last year, it musn't be Alex supporters who typically are 'a bunch of housewives' -- that's actually Kate's fanbase. Whereas Alex supporters typically must be young, funky trendy guys and gals, and that's why he didn't win. There, I think I've understood her correctly.
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"Deviating from Cameron, Kate says that when she won she never thought about the money - just "my family and how I'd have a great story to tell my grandchildren". Although, if OK! can tell it for her every week, so much the better.......''
She's obviously forgotten filming an interview for 100 Greatest Tv moments of 2002 for C4, where she admitted that it was the lure of seventy grand that made her apply. Oh, no, hang on, she didn't apply - her sister got the form for her... Now we all know that she isn't a professional presenter but it seems she's fast becoming a professional liar. |
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Mystic & Emzi ..... as always, excellent points !
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great post, if not disturbing, the length of your BB Memory and Knowledge goes back, its not something that would stay on my mind!
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Originally posted by steveuk We are BB fans ! Do you have a problem with that ?
great post, if not disturbing, the length of your BB Memory and Knowledge goes back, its not something that would stay on my mind! |
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Originally posted by Eejay uuh, no! All I'm saying is that its something i struggle to remember events with, I can only just remember the key events of each BB obviously BB4 is clearer in the mind at the moment! All I mean is I wouldn't be able to chart events of each BB in a timeline, only sum up each series. Its purely a summer event for me, and a good chat thing to talk about.
We are BB fans ! Do you have a problem with that ? |
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Originally posted by Emzi I'm sorry Emzi but that's just plain wrong and I can't let it go.[B,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Now we all know that she isn't a professional presenter but it seems she's fast becoming a professional liar. [/b] Kate is NOT fast becoming a professional liar. She's long been one.
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Originally posted by darling Nah, nah, nah, nah, nahI'm sorry Emzi but that's just plain wrong and I can't let it go. Kate is NOT fast becoming a professional liar. She's long been one.
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This is the woman who invited 'twenty of her mates' to her BB party last week.How many 'mates' does she have? 50? 100? In my experience people who have 100 'mates' usually don't have any friends at all,they're aquaintances and hangers on,probably as shallow as she is.
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Originally posted by darling Well said Darling ! I'm sorry Emzi but that's just plain wrong and I can't let it go. Kate is NOT fast becoming a professional liar. She's long been one.
She's always been a liar amongst other things. |
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Originally posted by Eurostar How do you know how many friends Kate invited to her party?
This is the woman who invited 'twenty of her mates' to her BB party last week.How many 'mates' does she have? 50? 100? In my experience people who have 100 'mates' usually don't have any friends at all,they're aquaintances and hangers on,probably as shallow as she is. |
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Originally posted by darling Slander darling, Slander. Be careful
I'm sorry Emzi but that's just plain wrong and I can't let it go. Kate is NOT fast becoming a professional liar. She's long been one.
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Originally posted by Avolon I was wondering when you would turn up ! Leave us alone, we're enjoying ourselves ! How do you know how many friends Kate invited to her party?
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Originally posted by steveuk I bet you dont remember Alex Sibley, you know the one who put down he was bisexual on his BB form. Then change his mind and said it was only a joke. uuh, no! All I'm saying is that its something i struggle to remember events with, I can only just remember the key events of each BB obviously BB4 is clearer in the mind at the moment! All I mean is I wouldn't be able to chart events of each BB in a timeline, only sum up each series. Its purely a summer event for me, and a good chat thing to talk about.
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Originally posted by Avolon Go away ...... I bet you dont remember Alex Sibley, you know the one who put down he was bisexual on his BB form. Then change his mind and said it was only a joke.
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Originally posted by Eejay Cant you enjoy yourself on Sibley's dying website anymore??
I was wondering when you would turn up ! Leave us alone, we're enjoying ourselves !
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Kate's Crap Is Wicked !
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Originally posted by Avolon Not in this case ....... as it's true !
Slander darling, Slander. Be careful |
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Originally posted by Eejay Why the angry face Eejay Go away ......
It's only a bit of fun.
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Originally posted by Eejay What is true.???????
Not in this case ....... as it's true ! |
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Originally posted by Avolon How do you know how many friends Kate invited to her party? She said so herself on the BB Diaries on E4 last week.She said 'i'm inviting Ray,Scott,Federico and Jon and twenty of my mates around to my place for a party'
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Originally posted by Avolon Go rewatch Kate's interview on The Best TV Moments TV 2002 and get back to me Slander darling, Slander. Be careful ![]()
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Oh dear, I know BB4 was boring, but we're already back to BB3.5.
For the record, I repeat that I believe Kate's 70K comment was 100% tongue in cheek, but that would spoil the fun.
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Originally posted by RG yeah, and don't forget that he who's laughs last longest laughs last , well, they last longer than he who's laughs last least longestOh dear, I know BB4 was boring, but we're already back to BB3.5. For the record, I repeat that I believe Kate's 70K comment was 100% tongue in cheek, but that would spoil the fun.
You know what I mean
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