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Old 06-08-2003, 19:14
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Originally posted by KriZ
.........It's good news that religion is on the way out with less and less people falling for such rubbish!
Tell that to the followers of Islam.
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:16
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Originally posted by KriZ
Well ! The Church Of Fairies At Bottom Of The Garden, are in fact working on Tortilla flavoured Cornflakes as we speak!!!

Curry flavoured ones are being talked about in the Chruches Holy HQ (The Dog and Duck Public House)
"tortilla flavoured" you are a false god kriz
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:24
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Originally posted by Candice
So, with that in mind then I I want to know where in the bible Eve slept with her children - I have never read this. As Jon would say provide some evidence of this - I'm interested.

Tally - nicely put. It's getting f'n ridiculous on here.
In the begining, umoungst other things, This God bloke created Adam and Eve - they had two sons cain and able !!!

Now! With the use of a calculator - 3 BLOKES + 1 WOMAN !

It says NOTHING about the God Bloke creating lots more people. (Unless you want to twist something til it fits) so therefore a lot of "Begatting" between mother and son must have taken place!

But why take all the silly stories from the Bible as a meaning to your life? - Why not a good Stephen King novel !!!
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:27
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Originally posted by matt.b
"tortilla flavoured" you are a false god kriz
No I'm not !!! - You know I'm the real God cos I'm telling you I am!!!
You must have TOTAL FAITH ( and more than a certain amount of stupidity) and believe everythng I say !
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:32
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i dont agree with the way jon made his arguement but i agree whole heartedly! i have always found myself respectful of religions but i still cannot comprehend how someone can believe in a mysterious being that controls the world. i mean we are still teaching children that god lives in the clouds! without giving them a chance to find their own opinions first! the entire education system in this country is appaluing because they would rather segregate children by religion rather that ability.

trying to go back to the topic...jon's right
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:35
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But I take it badly that YOU deem my postings on this subject as "derogatory remarks"
But, unlike you I haven't derided your atheism or shouted in CAPITALS about how pathetic your views are? So I haven't been derogatory......really KriZ, I think you ought to look up some definitions in the dictionary!

- that is only a problem as you can't defend or prove anything about this God bloke
Tut, tut. Semantics again. I dont need to. That's what faith is. You agree or disagree, your choice. No one is forcing their views on you or deriding yours- its a purely personal matter.

Over and out, I'm off to watch Fame Academy
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:36
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Originally posted by KriZ
No I'm not !!! - You know I'm the real God cos I'm telling you I am!!!
You must have TOTAL FAITH ( and more than a certain amount of stupidity) and believe everythng I say !
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i myself remain agnostic until the tortilla chips are here
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:38
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Originally posted by matt.b
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i myself remain agnostic until the tortilla chips are here
So you will have faith if you get food??!

Is that the same rationale that the church uses with communion
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:39
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Originally posted by tally
Tut, tut. Semantics again. I dont need to. That's what faith is. You agree or disagree, your choice. No one is forcing their views on you or deriding yours- its a purely personal matter.

Over and out, I'm off to watch Fame Academy
tally you say no one is forcing the matter. if that is true then y are children brought up in christian schools without the childs requests? why are prayers forced to be made in public schools free from religious segregation?
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:44
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Originally posted by tally
But, unlike you I haven't derided your atheism or shouted in CAPITALS about how pathetic your views are? So I haven't been derogatory......really KriZ, I think you ought to look up some definitions in the dictionary!



Tut, tut. Semantics again. I dont need to. That's what faith is. You agree or disagree, your choice. No one is forcing their views on you or deriding yours- its a purely personal matter.

Over and out, I'm off to watch Fame Academy
I don't have a view or an opinion - I put up with reality! - a fact!
not some mumbojumbo!

The reason that you don't deride my atheism is that you can't go against reality! - if you can form a argument against common sense and reality and facts, please feel free to do so!

That's what I'm saying! If you can't prove your faith (bit silly if you just believe in anything blindly!) then by all means prove reality wrong! - If, in fact, you can't do either of these two things you have no point at all to comment about!
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:45
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tally you say no one is forcing the matter. if that is true then y are children brought up in christian schools without the childs requests? why are prayers forced to be made in public schools free from religious segregation?
Go over to GD and read my views. As an ex teacher I am totally opposed to teaching Religion in schools. People should be free to find their own faith or none whatsoever. I am also totally opposed to the Church and State being linked. They should be totally seperate. Now, I really am off to watch FA
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:45
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You can take nothing from the Old Testament literally Candice

What a total COP OUT !!!

What do you do then just make it up as you go along!
Or even more pervertedly the weak minded get someone else to tell them what it means!

...and these are fully grown up views are they?

Frightening! - It's good news that religion is on the way out with less and less people falling for such rubbish!
Is this a grown up response ?
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:46
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I think some need to re-read the Bible and have a good laugh at the totally unconvincing pile of rubbish contained within!!!

Gay sex is wrong, but Eve (The mother) having sex with her two children was ok ?

Plus no meantion of the dinosaurs! - Big Clue there!!!

and I believe the Virgin Mary was about 14 and her hubby was in his late 20's or more!!!

All of this plus even more total towaddle versus Cold hard FACT! - Dinosaurs were FACT - nothing about the big God type bloke making those! - Stars do in fact go Bang and produce new planets FACT!!!

So all in all, by Weak mined it doesn't mean unintelligent - it means that if you believe all that utter rubbish in the Bible, your mind can cope with the cold hard FACT that you are born, you may or may not produce babies, then YOU DIE! - FACT!

So better than call anyone who believes in fairies at the bottom of the garden, weak minded, maybe self delusion and the inabillity to cope with reality, would be fair more suitable!
Is this a grown up response ?
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:49
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Originally posted by KriZ
Right everyone ! - who wants to join MY new religion???

It's all based around seeing fairies at the bottom of the garden!
They appear to me and only me after an extremely heavy night of drinking!!!

They told me to go and tell everyone that the true meaning of life was to put cornflakes in one of your socks each morning!!!

Now, they told me not to take the cornflakes in the sock thing literally and that I and only me could make up any intrepretation that I wanted as long as I made stacks of MONEY out of it !!!

If you would like to be a part of this all new religion just send me £500 for the application form! - Free packet of cornflakes with every application!!!

Join NOW - This religion is every bit as possible as all other religions - so therefore you must believe in it! (if not, why not?)
Is this a grown up response ?

This is a DISCUSSION Forum not a 'KriZ Ranting & Raving Like An Infant' Forum !
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:51
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the only thing that baffles me about religion is the idea of a soul! according to the bible there is no such thing! i mean during judgemeant day every single body will emerge and become live IF they havent sinned! (population 20)! and since souls pass between different bodies then the whole idea is disproved! how can every body emerge without a "soul" if there is one "soul" shared between say 500 bodies?
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:53
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i myself remain agnostic until the tortilla chips are here
Well this is a true faith (contradiction!) Do you exspect me to make it up as I go along ???

GOOD NEWS! - Following several Bacardi and cokes the Chruch HQ has just announced that Tortilla Chips can be used as a substitute for Cornflakes and instead of free cornflakes we will now send out a free Tesco voucher for £1.99 with every application, so you can now choose your own snack !

PS - we do a special Agnostic to Church Of The Fairies At The Bottom Of The Garden conversion for only £657+ two free Tesco Vouchers!!!
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:57
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Originally posted by KriZ
Well this is a true faith (contradiction!) Do you exspect me to make it up as I go along ???

GOOD NEWS! - Following several Bacardi and cokes the Chruch HQ has just announced that Tortilla Chips can be used as a substitute for Cornflakes and instead of free cornflakes we will now send out a free Tesco voucher for £1.99 with every application, so you can now choose your own snack !

PS - we do a special Agnostic to Church Of The Fairies At The Bottom Of The Garden conversion for only £657+ two free Tesco Vouchers!!!
well in truth yes we do expect you to make it up as you go along. its religion!

as for the religion and tesco's comment u've come a long way in a short amount of time, compared to christianity realising with the co-operation with chocolate manufacturers could make mega bucks with a holiday known as easter
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Old 06-08-2003, 19:59
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the only thing that baffles me about religion is the idea of a soul! according to the bible there is no such thing! i mean during judgemeant day every single body will emerge and become live IF they havent sinned! (population 20)! and since souls pass between different bodies then the whole idea is disproved! how can every body emerge without a "soul" if there is one "soul" shared between say 500 bodies?
...and that is only one of the great fun jokes that you can find in the bible! - it's action packed with them!!!

That's gonna be a lot of people!!!

And at funerals don't they go on about "letting go" and that the dead persons is NOW with God?
Strange if that ain't the case and that they have to hang around for this Judgement Day thingy !!!

So! When is this Judgement day or is that yet another - errr umm err well ! We really don't have a clue again, but we will blindly believe it ! - Brother!
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Old 06-08-2003, 20:01
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Originally posted by KriZ
Well this is a true faith (contradiction!) Do you exspect me to make it up as I go along ???

GOOD NEWS! - Following several Bacardi and cokes the Chruch HQ has just announced that Tortilla Chips can be used as a substitute for Cornflakes and instead of free cornflakes we will now send out a free Tesco voucher for £1.99 with every application, so you can now choose your own snack !

PS - we do a special Agnostic to Church Of The Fairies At The Bottom Of The Garden conversion for only £657+ two free Tesco Vouchers!!!
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Old 06-08-2003, 20:05
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Is this a grown up response ?

This is a DISCUSSION Forum not a 'KriZ Ranting & Raving Like An Infant' Forum !
Yes! it is a grown up responce!

It is also the reality that people with any faith try and stiffle!

It's not going to happen! - If that caurses people living in "Cloud CooKoo land" a problem, so be it ! - maybe they will question their faith !
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Old 06-08-2003, 20:06
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And that's grown up?

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Old 06-08-2003, 20:10
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well in truth yes we do expect you to make it up as you go along. its religion!

as for the religion and tesco's comment u've come a long way in a short amount of time, compared to christianity realising with the co-operation with chocolate manufacturers could make mega bucks with a holiday known as easter
Ah! we are not a greedy religion! - we only have one Holy day!

Our Holy day is Feb 31st !!! - On this day all followers send their leader (ME ME ME) large and expensive gifts !!!
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Old 06-08-2003, 20:16
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there aint a god there are only higher powers
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Old 06-08-2003, 20:19
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higher powers that think they have the gift of god! a random name springs to mind, george W bush. these "higher powers" think they have the gift of "god" and yet seem to fall flat on their arses! anyone else thinking on the producers from endemol?
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Old 06-08-2003, 20:20
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Originally posted by KriZ
In the begining, umoungst other things, This God bloke created Adam and Eve - they had two sons cain and able !!!

Now! With the use of a calculator - 3 BLOKES + 1 WOMAN !

It says NOTHING about the God Bloke creating lots more people. (Unless you want to twist something til it fits) so therefore a lot of "Begatting" between mother and son must have taken place!

But it does say something about other people in the bible. Genesis starts off by telling us that God created Adam and Eve and that they were the first people. It does not say that they were the only people who were created around that time.

If you were to read Genesis 4;00, 4;15 and 4; 25 it is pretty clear that they were other people existing but that they were not the main focus of the story. It clearly says that Cain left his parents (Adam and Eve) and met his wife.

Since you chose to bring the bible into it by stating that it's alright for Eve to sleep with her son I ask you again to tell me where in the bible does it say that Eve slept with her son.
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