I was deeply disturbed whilst reading an email that my friend sent me the other day to find out that the one, the only, justine sellman (anyone remember her? nah didn't think so.) is taking a screentest for a tv show. GOD HELP US!


It was from an article on the channel4 big brother website. The title was: "Is there life after big brother"



My friends words to me were: "As soon as I saw that headline I knew Justine Sellman would feature in it"

We have to bann her from our screens. It would b the end of the world if that arrogant wannabe maneater ended up on our screens every day!! Wot a nightmare.

And if that wasn't bad enough.....

Other Female contestants hoping to pursue a career in TV are....SISSY, LISA and TANIA.

Thats it, I'm never watching the telly again.

ALSO, has anyone noticed that LISA JEYNES never seems to be off RI:SE anymore.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGh. wot is the world coming too

I get a slight Deja vu feeling here

http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...threadid=72182

thats it

matt.b This is summit completely different. tht was for rise. this is a show to herself

was no criticism i just remembered that thread

i look forward to seeing Justine on our screens again, shes a handsome woman, and very presentable.

You must have a half inch layer of grott on your tv screen or maybe you are just mad, as in stark staring mad.

Give her to 'Tickle', he likes a challenge.

So now she's after Cameron's job! I thought he had the God slot.

Haha! Thanks for that, I really did burst out laughing upon reading it.

People will get there monies worth if she gets the job. I must admit the psyches did it for me when she turned against Jon for the dance when she realised he was on his own - she is just a sheep. Apologies to all woollen creaures,ewes, tups etc.

or maybe you cannot detect sarcasm

Sarcasm detector failed to detect correct mood....must remember to change power supply cable................

Childbearing hips and thats about it..........................



I promise...............

only problem is you have to have widescreen

You don't.................. I promise.............

Can Justine sing? Celebrity fame academy - Ruby 1 1/4?

Tania did the "interview someone at a film premiere slot on RISE this week - she wasn't bad - largely as she didn't notice that its a non-event asking people if they liked their latest film because she was just matey with them.
On the other hand Tania's voice over for Capital Radio "I am Tania and you are watching (capital radio)......" suggests limitations.

What is Tickle going to announce next week?

Personally I think Nush is the one to watch. On the other hand there was the news on RISE last week that Jonny is to present a reality game show on Reality TV ( or just a reality TV show - he wasn't clear) so perhaps their future is not predictable.

Yeah, Nush if anyone will be the one who does something.

I can't see Jonny doing Reality Tv on Reality TV , because Reality TV doesn't show Reality TV, its the "when good cops go bad" US shows style Reality TV, not as we call Reality TV.

yes i was quite surprised how relaxed and natural Tania was as a reporter at the film premiere

Justine could be very good on TV if the job involves dressing up in a 'Bungle' (rainbow character?) outfit and saying absolutley nothing.....

justine would be good in one of those programmes where people desperate to be on TV degrade and humiliate themselves. i'd love to see her being covered in worms, blown up, forced to eat horrible things et cetera.