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Old 31-05-2008, 15:49
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need

Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that

Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come.

George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about

Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models

Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am.

Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us.

Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music.

Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me.

Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson
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Old 31-05-2008, 15:52
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need

Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that


Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models

Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson
Lol @ All of them but the escala one is so funny
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Old 31-05-2008, 15:53
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need

Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that

Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come.

George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about

Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models

Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am.

Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us.

Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music.

Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me.

Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson
LOL.

Very funny, especially the ones in bold
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Old 31-05-2008, 15:55
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Andrew Muir has upped the stakes.

My lovely cousin Lori hasn't long to live.. I'll sing for her tonight
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Old 31-05-2008, 15:58
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WOah! Straigh out of nowhere.

He's gone straight to number one!
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:01
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need

Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that

Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come.

George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about

Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models


Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am.

Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us.

Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music.

Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me.

Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson
LOL
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:11
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need

Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that

Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come.

George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about

Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models

Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am.

Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us.

Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music.

Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me.

Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson
(For Faryl you sould have added the whole; "I want my dad to be proud, and if I don't win he will hate me") Thing Lol
Anyway -
LOL @ every one! Andrew J's is freakin' funny! xD Obviously best sob story this year was Madonna, but shes gone now thank god xD Andrew J wins it for me xD
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:18
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I'm positive I read something yesterday about Gin the dog nearly dying.
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:19
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I'm positive I read something yesterday about Gin the dog nearly dying.
Same here, on the daily mail website.
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:20
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I'm positive I read something yesterday about Gin the dog nearly dying.

Someone mentioned something on another thread, apparently she had eaten rat poison.
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:46
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In 10 years time the Cheeky Monkeys will be on Strictly come Dancing lol, (not presented by Bruce at 90!)!
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:48
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That's just a shameless attempt at getting the sympathy vote it really is! I hope neither him nor flipping Andrew win!!
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:50
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What is the best sob story?

Craig...."I had a better act but the dog eat the script"
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:54
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What is the best sob story?

Craig...."I had a better act but the dog eat the script"
and "I had to *tear* Drive on the *tear* Motorway *tear* *tear* to get to my job " *tear* x 7628572385
Then the crowd started chanting 'FINAL, FINAL'
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Old 31-05-2008, 16:54
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Brilliant work Beer!
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Old 31-05-2008, 17:05
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I actually quite like your posts Beer but I don't like the bee in your bonnet you have about Strike. They are obviously skillfill, fit (in the physical sense) and very good at what they do. Can't you just say they are not your cup of tea (as the cheeky monkeys aren't mine) and leave it at that?

Pretty please??
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Old 31-05-2008, 17:29
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Someone mentioned something on another thread, apparently she had eaten rat poison.
Sabotage!

The other acts' hotel rooms should be searched
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Old 31-05-2008, 17:32
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I actually quite like your posts Beer but I don't like the bee in your bonnet you have about Strike. They are obviously skillfill, fit (in the physical sense) and very good at what they do. Can't you just say they are not your cup of tea (as the cheeky monkeys aren't mine) and leave it at that?

Pretty please??
I thought Beer's remarks about Strike were the best! And spot on too.

I'll have more respect for them tonight if they can complete their routine without taking their tops off.
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Old 31-05-2008, 17:37
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I don't agree with the comments about Strike.

I'm not a female, I'm not a gay man, I just think that they SHOULD take their tops off.
It makes them look the part.
I don't want to see them in their practical judo jackets or whatever they wear. You know? Those baggy things with wide sleeves?

I want them to look the part. It's an entertainment show.
They're not in the gym, they're on an entertainment show being watched by millions.
You want them looking the part, not in Olympic style white training jackets.
It's about posing and looking good.
Are people really that prudish because they've got their tops off?
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Old 31-05-2008, 17:43
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and "I had to *tear* Drive on the *tear* Motorway *tear* *tear* to get to my job " *tear* x 7628572385
Then the crowd started chanting 'FINAL, FINAL'
That was really cringeworthy, even for BGT's usual standards! I thought he shot himself in the foot, but somehow he still got the vote!
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Old 31-05-2008, 17:45
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I don't agree with the comments about Strike.

I'm not a female, I'm not a gay man, I just think that they SHOULD take their tops off.
It makes them look the part.
I don't want to see them in their practical judo jackets or whatever they wear. You know? Those baggy things with wide sleeves?

I want them to look the part. It's an entertainment show.
They're not in the gym, they're on an entertainment show being watched by millions.
You want them looking the part, not in Olympic style white training jackets.
It's about posing and looking good.
Are people really that prudish because they've got their tops off?
I think they should cover up because they look really pale and my Hi Definition TV can't cope with the paleness. Also one of them has protruding love handles that would make the biggest of radar ears to shame.

It's not on at all.
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