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What is the best sob story?
Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need
Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come. George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am. Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us. Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music. Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me. Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson |
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need
Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson ![]()
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need
Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come. George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am. Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us. Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music. Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me. Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson ![]() Very funny, especially the ones in bold
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Andrew Muir has upped the stakes.
My lovely cousin Lori hasn't long to live.. I'll sing for her tonight |
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Andrew Muir has upped the stakes.
My lovely cousin Lori hasn't long to live.. I'll sing for her tonight He's gone straight to number one! |
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need
Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come. George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am. Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us. Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music. Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me. Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson ![]()
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Kate and Gin - Gin's my only mate and the only mate I need
Escala - We're always behind the scenes and short dresses and masses of make up doesn't change that Nemesis - We're talented enough to make multi-use of Bus Stations but our Bus hasn't come. George Sampson - I represent the part of the country that Labour never cared about Strike - We train so much and we are so angry that we have to become the male equivalent of Zoo and Nuts models Andrew Johnston - I'm nervous. I'm bullied. I'm a little fat. I don't know where I am. Cheeky Monkeys - In 10 years time we will return again as Strike if you don't pick us. Signature - We've got a boring act that needs gimicks and trained professionals to make it look good - all we want to do is justify years of wanting to dance like Michael Jackson and raise our arms and shrug our shoulders to the music. Andrew Muir - I want to be the Scottish Paulo Nutini because Plumbing is like Dustbin cleaning to me. Faryl - I never learnt anything in my Maths Lesson Anyway - LOL @ every one! Andrew J's is freakin' funny! xD Obviously best sob story this year was Madonna, but shes gone now thank god xD Andrew J wins it for me xD |
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I'm positive I read something yesterday about Gin the dog nearly dying.
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I'm positive I read something yesterday about Gin the dog nearly dying.
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I'm positive I read something yesterday about Gin the dog nearly dying.
Someone mentioned something on another thread, apparently she had eaten rat poison. |
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In 10 years time the Cheeky Monkeys will be on Strictly come Dancing lol, (not presented by Bruce at 90!)!
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Andrew Muir has upped the stakes.
My lovely cousin Lori hasn't long to live.. I'll sing for her tonight I hope neither him nor flipping Andrew win!!
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What is the best sob story?
Craig...."I had a better act but the dog eat the script" |
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What is the best sob story?
Craig...."I had a better act but the dog eat the script" ![]() ![]() " *tear* x 7628572385Then the crowd started chanting 'FINAL, FINAL'
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Brilliant work Beer!
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I actually quite like your posts Beer but I don't like the bee in your bonnet you have about Strike. They are obviously skillfill, fit (in the physical sense) and very good at what they do. Can't you just say they are not your cup of tea (as the cheeky monkeys aren't mine) and leave it at that?
Pretty please??
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Someone mentioned something on another thread, apparently she had eaten rat poison.
The other acts' hotel rooms should be searched
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I actually quite like your posts Beer but I don't like the bee in your bonnet you have about Strike. They are obviously skillfill, fit (in the physical sense) and very good at what they do. Can't you just say they are not your cup of tea (as the cheeky monkeys aren't mine) and leave it at that?
Pretty please?? ![]() I'll have more respect for them tonight if they can complete their routine without taking their tops off. |
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I don't agree with the comments about Strike.
I'm not a female, I'm not a gay man, I just think that they SHOULD take their tops off. It makes them look the part. I don't want to see them in their practical judo jackets or whatever they wear. You know? Those baggy things with wide sleeves? I want them to look the part. It's an entertainment show. They're not in the gym, they're on an entertainment show being watched by millions. You want them looking the part, not in Olympic style white training jackets. It's about posing and looking good. Are people really that prudish because they've got their tops off? |
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and "I had to *tear* Drive on the *tear* Motorway *tear* *tear* to get to my job
![]() ![]() " *tear* x 7628572385Then the crowd started chanting 'FINAL, FINAL' ![]() I thought he shot himself in the foot, but somehow he still got the vote!
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I don't agree with the comments about Strike.
I'm not a female, I'm not a gay man, I just think that they SHOULD take their tops off. It makes them look the part. I don't want to see them in their practical judo jackets or whatever they wear. You know? Those baggy things with wide sleeves? I want them to look the part. It's an entertainment show. They're not in the gym, they're on an entertainment show being watched by millions. You want them looking the part, not in Olympic style white training jackets. It's about posing and looking good. Are people really that prudish because they've got their tops off? It's not on at all. |
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