Tickle would do well on the christmas science lectures they show every year, young kids would listen to him and at the same time entertain us.

as for the rest......douse them with petrol and flick a match...burn bitchs burn also hope cam goes fishing and has an unpleasant meeting with Jaws

I see a great career for Anouska on the telly.

What's that channel on Sky Digital where people phone in text requests for the tarts to do rude stuff?

Scott - mediator.

Gos - magician? Actually he could have done with learning a few tricks in the house like making himself disappear up his own backside. Day 42, 9:45 am, last night Gos, who'd been learning to master a few tricks for the latest task, made himself disappear up his own backside. Poor Gos, we'll miss you entertaining the nation. Gos? Gos who?

Nush in a public awareness film, about which women to avoid romantically at all costs . So Scott and Jon can see it.