.......working in an ordinary office 9 to 5

..........my mum made my tea for me every night when i was growing up

.......and i can hop on one leg for 60 seconds!

......i want to win BGT coz my mum has to go out to the shops every week in all weathers

Bloody hell! With a story like that you'll win hands down! Dam i found a brillaint guy to do a comedy act with and all today lol