Reprehensible. Now that he's supposedly earning £120,000 pa has he taken care to pay back his former flatmate?

Good heavens. We agree on something?! That's a first!

He does seem rather desperate doesn't he? The least he could do is make up somthing remotely entertaining to flog to the tabloid rags.

I quite agree, Michael should never have been fired! To watch my strongly held views on this, please click here! I am not MAD and this is NOT spam!

Michael gets fired:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WsN_Q8j3Lk

You're more than mad, you're barking! You should get out more.

(And Michael should stay in more, and keep his odious body, smutty stories and opinions to himself. Pigs might fly.......)

If I was Michael's boss I would sack him for sure after this. But he's such a media slut, he'll crop up on some Z-list reality show/start dating a page 3 girl/sell his 'story' to OK!, or some other shoddy way to earn a quick buck. Nasty little shit! (I can't believe SAS's minions didn't check him out first - perhaps they did and they didn't care, or thought the revelations would get people switching on to the programme.)

Well, I guess the... escortees ain't after his MIND.

That really did make me LOL!

he strikes me as a man if you were stuck in a crowded lift with he'd rub against you.

Yuk !! slimy little scum bag

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That's digusting!

Ewww!!!!... and that's coming from someone who kinda thinks he's attractive... lol

You forgot to add 'moron'.

You don't - please tell me you don't!

If however you really do, are you ready to acknowledge your weakness? I can recommend a support group; all you have to do is stand up and say, "My name is Zaidah, and I am a Michaelholic."

I just watched his NOTW interview video out of boredom and curiosity... it's like watching a car crash. You know you shouldn't, but you can't help staring in sheer horror.

I managed to cope until he started talking about his former experiences with Viagra gel. I am now traumatised for life.

Oh Sarah - repeat after me, "I am a rubbernecker, I am rubbernecker." If 100 times is insufficient - keep going; I know you can do it and that eventually this yoke will be lifted from your shoulders. When that time comes, when you lift your arms up high and sing out "Hallelujah!" you will know that you are saved - and once more you will join real life: such a lovely world - sans Michael, sans car crash.

Welcome to my world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WuaEPPQTo8

Thank god I decided to give it a miss....sounds like a pretty horrific experience...maybe you can sue him for damages.....

To be honest though, any woman who would leap into bed with him just because he's been on TV is an idiot and I have no sympathy for them.

He seemed good in the apprentice at first, but it quickly became clear that he was a fake, an idiot.

what a dogg.ewwww!!
if he had any credibility hes well and truly destroyed it.the interview actually made me roar with laughter and wince with embarrasment.i actually pity him,how low can you stoop for fame and money.
michael sophocles,a dead cert for the next "celebrity big brother"

I'd imagine he's been up to a lot of other things; he just hasn't sold them to the papers yet.

I bet Sir Alan is now regretting suggesting that Michael reminded him of himself as a young man.

spot on!

when was that?

He was pretty poor from the word go...who can forgot him selling all that fish to the lawyers for £50 demonstrating appalling negotiation skills, and then almost crying in the boardroom when Alex told them they weren't BFF!

He's back and ladies, I'm delighted to announce he's lost none of his charm......

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/show...e-Waissel.html

Several lines in that article and that's before you even start on that new picture Still holding in his stomach I see.....

Thank you! I'm holding my stomach now (but in green)

Do you think the NOTW has a software program that they can just put names in and it fills out the rest?

Dan Wooton is the reporter/ 24 carat ar$ehole (or maybe 24 carrots) whose name was on the made up articles about Lorraine and Yasmina last year. Just so you know

I'm sorry but anyone who gives their penis a nickname is clearly an unadulterated arsehole of the highest order

He's probably given that bit a nickname as well