OH MY GOD EVEN HIS HEIGHT IS FAKED oh no, lets phone ofcom
they put gus chair high ITS A FAKE
oh my god
nevermind ofcom, PHONE THE OLD BILL
oh and did you know alan sugar is not always that mean???!!!! OH MY GOD THEY FAKED THAT TOO PHONE THE OFCOM POLICE
ofcom need to be notified about this!!! did you know they dont really just have 30 mins to get ready once FAKE FRANCES calls them?? OH MY GOD NO ANOTHER FARSE TO REPORT TO THE OFCOM CONSTABULARY
OH MY GOLLY GOSH did you know that the cafe they go to after is a fake aswell, it is set up only when filming is going on, OH MY GOD THE FAKE CAKES AND COOKIES OH MY FAKE FAKE FAKEY FAKETY FAKEROOO
this is an outrage, you mus call the police, CALL TONY BLAIR AND TELL HIM ABOUT IT... oh wait, GORDON BROWN WASN't ELECTED

FAKE FAKE ELECTION CALL OFCOM and REPORTT TIT
N.B
On a serious Note the fake stuff like the set and frances are put there just for production purposes to make the show look 'real' sir alan is only interested in finding the perfect employee whereas the production need are only interested in looking for the perfect tv programme