I applied on line yesterday

I am the antithesis of most contestants[LIST][*]I am not a team player[*]I do not think I am God's gift[*]I am extremely moody when I don't get my own way[*]I dont have the haircut of a third division footballer[*]I don't care what people think about me[*]I'm not wacky[/LIST]
I'd make great TV though - I would give hope to "normal" people everywhere

So who else has applied ???