This has just been posted by Tamara in the BB4 Updates thread.

It's hilarious, so I felt it deserved a thread of its own ! Enjoy.

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• THERE could only ever be one winner. I (Victoria Newton) am delighted to crown JUSTINE SELMAN the ultimate Big Brother ligger.
• She has pulled off the remarkable achievement of beating rivals by shamelessly throwing herself at every showbiz freebie going.
• All-round big unit Justine pulled off the feat by letting it all hang out at premieres 2 Fast 2 Furious, Charlie’s Angels and American Pie 3.
• She proved she was the most deserving of the coveted title after being caught bonking in the gents at London’s Embassy Club.
• Justine has necked her own weight in free champagne and mini burger canapes.
• There was an early challenge from Anouska, who did a fine job of thrusting her cleavage around the London dance floors until she was rudely whisked off to Australia by BB bosses.
• Whining Federico mounted his own bid by getting caught with his pants down in another loo and for dating Pop Idol’s HAYLEY EVETTS.
• But Justine notched up an unprecedented ten points for snogging original BB evictee NASTY NICK BATEMAN — a spectacle that would strike fear into most women’s hearts.
• Justine could now take a leaf out of Nick’s book on How To Be A Complete Bastard.
• Expect Justine’s How To Get Completely Plastered (For Free) to arrive at a bargain bin near you in time for Christmas.
• "BB wannabes, your 15 minutes of fame are up and the ligging league is officially closed for the summer. You’ve had your fun and its time to disappear off to the shopping channel — or something with even fewer viewers such as Channel 4’s RI:SE".

Here's the link !!!

Last year Alex Sibley was crowned 'King Ligger', This year Justine is crowned Queen Ligger. Who gives a ****.
Why was RI:SE mentioned.???
Maybe the crap journalist backed the wrong person again this year to win BB!
Maybe the crap journalist who wrote the artical, is a sad wannabe hersefl/himself.
And has ended up being a crab wannabe journalis instead

Touchy ! I guess the hot weather is preventing you from getting a good night's sleep.

The only person who thought Alex ligged at all was you.



Oh no.........wait a minute........that wa LonDonCalling wasn't it.

I don't know why I always get you two mixed up.

Yes......The similarity is striking isn't it.........

Ding Dong ! AvoLoN CaLLing.

God I hate that dog that writes for the sun's entertainment page it was much better when that bloke did it. She’s just so bitchy she can't take it that BB rejects get sent invitations and she has to ask for them! And slagging off RI:SE please!!! That is so last season!!!

Eh????!!!! When did slagging off RI:SE go out of fashion?!?!?!?!

That was a really nasty piece about Justine. At least she didn't call her a carthorse.

Oh darling didn't you know only sad big breakfast fans with nothing better to do and overpaid journalist slag off RI:SE now.

Victoria Newton is full of trite ambiguity...

Her analytical critiques stand upto nothing. After all she is part of a wider media group who themselves have to promote cheese. Note how Girls Aloud are actually promoted within the Bizarre column. It's shocking!

I wish to apply for BB5 next year but with such maladjusted opinions alike the rubbish promoted and perpetuated by Victoria et al, is it worth it? BB will obviously require BB5 HMs to promote the show post BB5 with an ever-increasing vigour and then such individuals criticise former BB HMs with such voracity. If successful next year, I will offer this woman some education. I will show the ignominy in such proliferated rubbish...

Victoria Newton is utterly contemptible. Bitch!

Just to punctuate!!!

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :sleep:

And DS forum members apparently...........

.....Oh - And Justine gets everything she deserves...

oh come on, she knows that she’s a z-list nobody she’s just trying to get the most out of the experience and I say good on her and anyway you don’t get no celebs at celeb parties no more its just the whole cast of eastenders and hollyoaks.

Fair enough, but that doesn't mean we can't have a joke at her expense particularly if she insists on remaining in the public eye !

Whilst she's getting a free ride in the public eye she totally open to ridicule....She can get back behind the Macdonalds and pin her three stars back on if she doesn't want to be mocked for her freeloading.......

For your information MacDonald’s does not do the star rating system anymore, and anyway Justine wouldn’t sink that low and work in MacDonald’s!! She works in pizza express

That's all very well, but we have to take the opportunity to slag RI:SE while we can. Its not like its going to be on for ever........