Michael's got a new day job judging by this pic (not for the faint hearted).

Isn't Mr Sophocles just an amazingly classy guy? :vomits:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/appr...ophocles.shtml

Oh hang on - is this an old article, as in last week?

If so, I apologise... but the sight of Michael traumatised me into posting this, just in case. Yikes.

Why did I click that link?

Dirty little creep!

Michael is such a scrape!! That has got to be the worst past of a candidate ever, even worse than Katie Hopkins and Jenny Celerier (who bedded to get contracts)

Michael earnt 120,000 as a telesales executive, so if I can do the maths, he'd be earning 20,000 less than what he got before if he was hired by Sir Alan.