No, sorry, you've already got the body painting job! You can't be greedy ... I think it's a job for a responsible adult and as I'm the oldest ....

However seeing as I am seeing him before the pair of you, I might just nip in and steal your thunder

Or i might do!

A second opinion never hurts..

Ok you can do it

Now when are we buying him boxers?

ROFL

What?
A girl can dream

But Smurfs wear white trousers - surely that means going commando to avoid a VPL?!

By the way the Smurfs are celebrating their 50 year anniversary this year...

http://www.smurf.com/home-en

Just thought you might like to know!

I did like to know thank you, I like trivia

Now do you think smurfs are blue under their trousers?

Is your OH a different colour from the waist down then???? Are you insinuating they might be stripey?

Wonder what colour a Smurf goes when it's cold....?

LMAO
no no he is the same pasty white colour all over(OH)

What colour would it go when embarassed? ?

And does it go that colour when it's angry too.... would be very difficult to tell what mood a purple Smurf was really in..... it's a minefield

Ok I think we need to run a few tests
we paint Simon blue as planned ok
then we say terrible things to him maybe slap him around a bit to get him mad and make a note of his purple shade, then when he is calm we all flash him and make note off his embarassed shade. just so we have a future reference point.

what do you think?

Sounds like a plan to me!!

I'll be on standby with a camera so that we can see evidence - ok?

You need to be prepared to flash to get in the room, thats the only condition


I'll let you paint a bit of him

Lol I think by the end of all that we'll probably know his petrified shade too! But as it's all in the name of research sounds like the perfect plan.....

You do realise he'll be able to take note of our Rather Chilly shade .....

I've changed my mind
after we slap him about and make him angry

WE strip HIM and laugh at him to see what shade he goes

That was wicked I'm sorry
good job I'm going out
Back later x x

ROFL!!!!

This is definately the naughty thread!!

Which bit??

Totally agree Annabel!

It had to be, otherwise we'd never see Vegas for her trips to the naughty step!

Bit worried about these violent urges she has towards Simon..... we're going to have to keep her on a leash!

ROFL!!!

I think a certain chalmed has frequent trips to the naughty step too though!

It's my registered address....

and her email one infact folks contact her on Chalmed@naughtystep.co.uk

I don't really know why Simon brings out these violent urges possibly that he is too damm hot for his own good.

Have you every considered therapy??

(you'd have to make sure you got a therapist who'd been hit with an ugly stick though - otherwise he might not be safe......)