going to apply?

I've sent off my application.

I'm "working" on my CV as we speak

I've just sent off my CV and you lot don't have a chance. I'm the chairman of ICI, the Virgin Group, Microsoft and the UN Secretary General. I should mention that Lee helped me fill in the form (or should I say "fil in the furm")

That's nothing, I've got 3 degrees and run my own multimillion pound business and I'm only 24.
I'm probably the best salesperson in Europe, don't know the meaning of the word opposite to winner, will give 250%
effort 28 hours a day and have never told a lie in my life.
I'm half Jewish,half Catholic, half Hindu, half Muslim and an expert in Maths.

I'm only 17 , that beats 24 so therefore if Alex can get to the final 4 then I can win!

Yeah well, I'm 14 and never had so much as a paper round so it's OBVIOUS SAS is going to feel sorry for me and I'll win

Are spoken words also your tool by any chance?

That's what I'm talkin' about! Did you attend Thames Valley University, by the way?

I haven't been to university yet, but what the hell, I can lie about it and maybe I'll win.

Good luck to anyone who's applying!

i have sent off my CV with the following lines:


I am 24 years old
I'm a good jewish boy
I attended Oxford University studying Philosophy
I attended Cambridge University and done a p.h.d in Business
I have a 24 hour hotline
I get on with prince or pauper
The spoken word is my tool
I am the best salesman in the whole of europe

Oh well, if you've got a twenty four hour hotline you're a dead cert.

You do seem quite young, though.

Were any of the finalists in this series that young when the programmes were made?

BUT can you discuss football ? most important

And you need to be "educated".

I d'on't know' where'' t'o p'ut apost'rophe's', do I h'ave a chance'?

No, but can you think of any good condiments to go with a mushroom?

I know the difference between Halal and Kosher chicken

Dead cert to win.

My OH said he'll be applying. If he gets through he'll show them how to sell! He's in the top 5 with the sale of Digital Hearing aids in the company he's currently working at.

But if the best sales woman in Europe got booted out, what chance does your other half have???

Pardon?

Batteries not included then!

How about this chi'cken that I just got blessed by the local Imam?

Mmmm, kosher chicken.

But is it as good as chicken that's blessed by Rabbi and is Halal? That's the question..

Hmmm, let me see ...

[ ] Kosher
[ ] Halal
[ X ] Free Range, C of E