From yesterday's "Daily Star"

"Hush Hush

Which telly presenter was caught enjoying the heatwave with her fella in a marquee? This blonde and her man got each other's temperatures rising and they couldn't wait until they got home. So they made out in what they thought was a deserted marquee - before a wedding party walked in. Oh the shame!"

Seems unlikely - but can they print absolute cobblers?

What, Richard and Judy?

That posting should be displayed with a big warning sign......I just sprayed Tiger beer all over the screen. Good One

I thought it was Fern Britten or Vanessa Feltz